The World Is a Vampire and Russell Crowe an Immovable Force in the Surprisingly Savage Unhinged
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In this streaming afterscape, in which “Oscar bait” no longer defines anything—in which all movies are VOD and all VOD are movies, this ouroboros of capitalism offering us the world inside our homes as long as we accept that genre and pretenses of independence are obsolete—Unhinged is a movie that we might’ve once described as of the kind “they” just don’t make anymore, but is now all “they” will ever make, designated not by the money a filmmaker doesn’t have but by how much they’re willing not to spend. What this practically means for most of us? We receive Russell Crowe (former A-list actor and Oscar winner, current damp tree trunk), huffing and gurning his wet way through a Men’s Rights Activist murder spree, as a small blessing. This means nothing but that nothing matters to us. Nothing matters. The world is a vampire; we take what we can get.
Appropriate, then, that director Derrick Borte positions Unhinged as a commentary on the stress and anxiety—bound to push anyone over the edge on any given day—society heaps upon us just for refusing to stay in bed each morning. A rain-drenched cold open introduces us both to The Man (Crowe) and The Man’s preternaturally clammy patina as he sits in his giant gray truck outside a nice suburban home, downs a few pills, then marches through the downpour to crack open the front door with an axe. He kills the two inhabitants who rush to the door in their jammies, then burns the house down after dousing it in gasoline. He returns to his truck and calmly drives away, siren sounds eeking into frame as the house explodes, The Man’s dead eyes undergirded by legendary trenches made deeper by the night’s fire.
If the mundane cruelty of the scene wasn’t clear enough, Unhinged’s title sequence clips various viral videos and local news-sounding bytes demonstrating the unadulterated perversity of a civilization ground into capitalist meat, road rage and fist fights and violent protests, oh my. It’s all pretty graceless, though Borte is not one to dance with nuance: He introduces beleaguered, newly single mom Rachel (Caren Pistorius) waking to a call from her lawyer (Jimmi Simpson) reminding her that her deadbeat ex is trying to take “the house” in their neverending divorce proceedings. Working from a script by hired hand Carl Ellsworth (Red Eye and Disturbia and similar late-2000s thriller fare, the aforementioned kinds of movies “they” just don’t make anymore), Borte’s storytelling economy impressively gets us out the door of the house Rachel’s ex-husband wants in a hurry, all while giving us a sufficient rundown of Rachel’s family situation: Her precocious teen son Kyle (Gabriel Bateman) and her mooch brother (Austin P. McKenzie) and her mooch brother’s cute hippie girlfriend (Juliene Joyner, who has nothing to do but inevitably play a corpse) are all living under one roof, adding to the financial burden of needing to keep her flailing salon business afloat while moving her ailing mother to a care facility. Not to mention that Rachel is late yet again for her appointment with a big client, her bad day a microcosm of a relentlessly overwhelming life that’s only getting worse.