The 10 Greatest Prisoners in Film
Stories revolve around conflict, and there are few settings more inherently rife with conflict, struggle and desperation than a prison. It isn’t surprising then, that Hollywood has gone to jailhouse well time and time again, either through portrayals of psychopaths trying to get out, flawed but well-intentioned ex-cons trying to stay out, the wrongfully accused trying to clear their name or defeated souls just trying to make their stay behind bars as tolerable as possible.
In honor of all the inmates of the sliver screen, we’ve compiled a list of film’s greatest prisoners. The criteria for inclusion is that the character must either have spent the majority of the film in jail, or had his time behind bars or status as an ex-convict play an integral role how he leads his life on the outside. If the character is free or on the run, we need to have been given some kind of look at what their life was like behind bars. We’re also talking about traditional, stereotypical criminal prisons (so no insane asylums or psychiatric wards), and we’re not including more than one prisoner from the same film.
Here are our top 10:
10. Cyrus “The Virus” Grissom from Con Air
Played by John Malkovich, Cyrus The Virus takes control of a plane full of convicts and lands it in the middle of the Las Vegas strip. ‘Nough said.
9. H.I. McDunnough from Raising Arizona
Nicolas Cage’s H.I. McDunnough seems to have resigned himself to life as an on-again-off-again jailbird until he falls in love with the prisons’ mugshot photographer, played by Holly Hunter. McDunnough is released, the two get married and he cleans up his act. When they’re unable to have a child, however, they decide to steal one from a couple that had quintuplets. Raising a child proves more cumbersome than the couple expected, especially when McDunnough’s convict friends escape from jail and expect to stay with the new family. Complications, realizations and trademark Coen Brothers hilarity ensue.
8. Frank Morris from Escape from Alcatraz
Clint Eastwood plays bank robber Frank Morris, who is sent to Alcatraz after already having escaped from several other prisons. Morris eventually realizes that some of the concrete in his cell can be chiseled away, so he and some of the other inmates he befriends start chipping away with sharpened spoons. An escape is made, and the movie ends with Morris and company paddling away on a raft they fashioned out of raincoats.
7. Charles Bronson from Bronson
Starring Tom Hardy as Charles Bronson (not that Charles Bronson), Bronson is based on a true story of an infamous British prisoner of the same name who has been in and (briefly) out of prison his entire life, developing a reputation for administering beatings to inmates and guards alike, taking hostages and generally stirring up a world of trouble wherever he goes. It’s hard to imagine anyone embracing life behind bars quite like Charles Bronson, who practically made a sport of it.