Dick Cheney’s Cardiologist Suspects the White House Is “Hiding” Something About Trump’s Physical Exam
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On Feb. 8, President Donald Trump underwent a four hour-long physical exam at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, the details of which remain undisclosed, as Newsweek reports. In response, the cardiologist to former Vice President Dick Cheney, Dr. Jonathan Reiner—a man clearly familiar with the dark, twisted hearts of evil old men—tweeted Tuesday about this alarming lack of public information:
It’s been 4 days since the president underwent his annual physical exam and still no data has been released. What are they hiding? @jaketapper@peterbakernyt
— Jonathan Reiner (@JReinerMD) February 12, 2019
Since the exam, the White House has only provided a brief memo from Sean Conley, the president’s physician.
“While the reports and recommendations are being finalized, I am happy to announce the President of the United States is in very good health and I anticipate he will remain so for the duration of his Presidency, and beyond,” the memo read in part. All this about a 72-year-old who shirks exercise, survives on fast food and holds one of the most stressful jobs in the country (though undoubtedly “Executive Time” makes his days a bit easier).