Stephen King Finally Breaks Donald Trump, Who Blocks Him On Twitter

The master of nonsense rage-tweeting himself, Donald “I don’t have thin skin—I have very strong, very thick skin” Trump, has finally met his match. Acclaimed horror novelist Stephen King—a long-time Trump detractor—took to Twitter today to comment on Trump’s ass-kissy first cabinet meeting like so:

Trump’s cabinet offers a postgraduate-level course in ass-kissing.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 13, 2017

Brutal, right? Just really goes for the varicose jugular. Well, Trump agrees, because he subsequently blocked King:

Trump has blocked me from reading his tweets. I may have to kill myself.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 13, 2017

What makes the whole story really funny is the fact that King hasn’t ever actually tagged Trump in a single tweet, meaning that while an entire planet full of world leaders was angrily commenting on Trump and his policies, Trump himself was just searching his name on Twitter.