Trump Offers Multiple Explanations for His “Tim Apple” Brain Fart, Each More Laughable Than the Last
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Our president’s brain is a piece of swiss cheese, which is why he called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple” during a meeting at the White House last week. Whatever the explanation for it, Trump’s bungling of a name that was written on a card not a yard from his lumpy orange head was a uniquely Trumpian moment—thoughtless, embarrassing, captured on video and henceforth roundly, deservedly dunked on. Even Cook himself got in on the joke.
Naturally, Trump moved swiftly to protect his fragile and massive ego, pulling his distinctly Orwellian move of insisting his supporters reject the evidence of their eyes and ears: In a weird lie from a man whose person is at least 80 percent composed of weird lies, Trump told a crowd of Republican donors assembled at Mar-a-Lago on Friday night that his “Tim Apple” brain fart was merely “fake news,” as Axios reports. (Just like those scurrilous reports about that time he called Lockheed Martin CEO Marillyn Hewson “Marillyn Lockheed.”)
#BREAKING: Per @Axios, Trump told donors that the idea that he called Apple CEO Tim Cook “Tim Apple” last week is “fake news”.
The official https://t.co/1HaYjr1BID feed of the event contradicts him. pic.twitter.com/17ImFrscGh