Miraculously, Jeff Sessions Can’t Remember Anything Incriminating in Russia Investigation
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Jefferson Beauregard Sessions, Attorney General of the United States, testified before the House Judiciary Committee yesterday, and it seemed pointless for him to be there at all, given that he couldn’t remember much about the matters on which he was supposed to be testifying.
Sessions testified back in October that no member of the Trump campaign had had any contact with Russia. This has been demonstrably proven to be false, and so now the Judiciary Committee had to ascertain whether Sessions did have any knowledge of the contact. To prove his innocence, Sessions resorted to the time-honored tactic of saying he could not recall anything about such contact. The one time Sessions said he did remember something involving Russia, conveniently, was when he shot down a meeting between President Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin (suggested by campaign aide George Papadopoulos).
The N.Y. Times has a comprehensive list of Sessions’ testimony, including Democrats’ attempts to get to the bottom of Russian interference in the 2016 election and the Republicans’ attempts to talk about literally anything else in the world. Among the highlights: Sessions said he believes the victims accusing Roy Moore of sexual abuse, and laughed off a comment he made decades ago about marijuana users being universally bad people.