Riverdale Review: The Series Premiere Lays a Solid Foundation (with Plenty of Eye Candy)
(Episode 1.01)
The CW
By now, even if you haven’t seen a single second of Riverdale, the CW series that’s technically based on the Archie comics, you’re probably well aware of it as a talking point or meme on social media. Such is the cycle now, as TV shows and movies often find their way into meme culture before they’ve even been given a proper release; we see you, The Young Pope. So, you’ve probably heard that Riverdale shares some DNA with Pretty Little Liars and Twin Peaks, and you’ve probably seen at least one image of a topless K.J. Apa, who plays the series’ famous redhead. Thankfully, the series premiere shows that Riverdale isn’t just an empty vessel for steamy GIFs and mediocre jokes about how hot people populate the CW. In fact, “Chapter One: The River’s Edge” sets up enough intrigue, in terms of both narrative and aesthetics, that all the other noise seems to fall away.
To be fair, Riverdale doesn’t exactly shy away from any of the comparisons that have been trotted out in advance of the series premiere. In the opening moments of “Chapter One: The River’s Edge,” we not only see a sign for the titular town that’s ripped straight from Twin Peaks—we also hear a voiceover talking about how this small town, despite the quaint feel, hides an awful lot of darkness. It’s a voiceover that would feel at home on either Pretty Little Liars or Bloodline, and it’s the premiere’s most worrying aspect. It’s not overused—the voiceover, which consists of Jughead (Cole Sprouse) reading paragraphs from a book he’s writing about Riverdale and whatever happened during this fateful summer, only bookends the episode—but it is overly familiar. “Small town hides many dark secrets” isn’t exactly a fresh way to approach a story, and Jughead’s voiceover does little to establish a unique voice for Riverdale.
Once we’re past that, though, “Chapter One: The River’s Edge” picks up momentum. The episode begins with a death, as Jason Blossom (Trevor Stines), one half of Riverdale’s infamous Blossom twins, drowns in the river, his body never found. What’s curious is that Riverdale doesn’t dive into the mystery of Jason’s death right away, only coming back to it at the end of the episode for a cliffhanger, as Jason is found with a bullet hole in his head.