What We Do in the Shadows‘ Homage to Twilight‘s Infamous Baseball Scene Is High Art
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It was inevitable, yet also a bit shocking that it took this long. In “Gail,” the third episode of What We Do in the Shadows’ excellent third season, FX’s acclaimed mockumentary about vampires living together on Staten Island finally paid homage to one of the greatest moments in motion picture and pop culture history: Twilight’s infamous baseball scene.
(Editor’s Note: If you haven’t watched this episode of WWDITS yet, go and do that now then return!)
The setup is this: When the gang finds out the titular Gail (Aida Turturro)—a woman Nandor (Kayvan Novak) has been seeing off and on for 40 years who he wants to turn into a vampire—has become a werewolf, they are predictably enraged, especially because Nandor knew about it. Nadja (Natasia Demetriou), who dislikes the fact Gail has been stringing Nandor along for decades but likes Gail as a person, is worried about how a dalliance with the enemy might reflect on them as the new leaders of the Vampiric Council. However, soon everyone agrees to mingle with Gail and the rest of her clan at Nandor’s request so they can see that werewolves aren’t so bad. But things quickly get out of hand when they arrive and Gail is spotted kissing the werewolf who turned her. Guillermo (Harvey Guillén), ever the problem solver—and the protector of Nandor’s heart as well as his body—suggests they settle their beef “Twilight-style” with a game of kickball.
What ensues is a perfect example of What We Do in the Shadows’ unique ability to engage with the lowest-hanging fruit and turn it into some of the best and funniest television of the year. From the pitch-perfect needle drop of Muse’s “Supermassive Black Hole” to the werewolves jumping high in the air to catch the balls kicked by the vampires, the energetic sequence—which was written by Marika Sawyer and directed by Kyle Newacheck—captures the sheer ridiculousness of the now infamous scene in Twilight when Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) plays a game of baseball in the woods with Edward (Robert Pattinson) and the rest of the Cullens as the same song plays in the background.
The baseball scene, simply put, lives in cinematic infamy. It’s a scene that when mentioned, even to someone who hasn’t seen the film, most everyone knows what you’re talking about. It’s also a scene that is so ludicrous, so stylistically silly, and so completely inconsequential to the rest of the narrative that it stands out to the point where its legacy is far greater than that of the entire Twilight franchise. The scene, which also appears in Stephenie Meyer’s book, has outlived Twilight and everyone’s memory of it. And now What We Do in the Shadows—a show defined by purposeful silliness and subverted expectations—has brought it back in a way that succeeds because it pays homage to the vampires that have come before, much like it did in Season 1 when it featured several actors who’d famously played vampires in pop culture (and even referenced Twilight’s Pattinson). By recreating the Twilight baseball scene, What We Do in the Shadows has reminded us how it is we got here (an overwhelming obsession with the undead to the point of media saturation) and why, exactly, it is one of the best shows on TV.