8 Wrestler Cameos on Mainstream TV Shows

Since the dawn of television, professional wrestling has been a fixture on the medium. Countless grandmas sat in their living room transfixed by Gorgeous George, Lou Thesz and Dick the Bruiser. Later, wrestling made a rich man out of Ted Turner, who famously kept his promise to have a wrestling show on the schedule as long as he owned a network. Not everyone can make it out to see the matches in person, but most wrestling fans can probably find a television to watch. But what happens after the wrestling program is over? How are you supposed to keep watching wrestling, which is the only thing worth watching on a TV? This is a big problem. Luckily it’s one that creators of television shows are aware of. To help solve it, television has been inserting your favorite wrestlers into non-wrestling shows for years. TV programming still has a long way to go before it achieves what we can only assume is its ultimate goal of every show either being a wrestling show or featuring a cast made up of professional wrestlers (what the Ancient Greeks dubbed the “Golden Ratio”), but these are some examples of the valiant efforts that have been made to get there. You might think we’re missing some big ones, but c’mon, what wrestling fan doesn’t already know that Vader was on Boy Meets World, or King Kong Bundy on Married… with Children, or Bret Hart on any number of Fox shows in the ‘90s? And we could do an entire piece on Learning the Ropes, the ‘80s sitcom with Lyle Alzado and almost the entire 1988 roster of Jim Crockett Promotions. These are some of the ones that might’ve slipped through the cracks.
1. Bill Goldberg on Law and Order: SVU
The 2007 Law and Order: SVU episode “Loophole” (here’s the scene without the Guile theme) starts off the right way, with a drugged-up goon named Cupid (played by Bill Goldberg) completely destroying the Special Victims Unit offices. Sadly, Cupid isn’t involved with the plot of the episode (in which a chemical company is found to be testing toxic pesticides on the tenants of a building) but he is central to the makeup of the team investigating this case. During his PCP-fueled rampage, Cupid throws detective Elliot Stabler (Christopher Meloni) through a plate-glass window, leaving Stabler’s partner Olivia Benson to investigate the case with Detective Finn Tutuola. Goldberg’s character is nothing more than a device to take Stabler out of the action, but this episode’s well worth watching if for no other reason than seeing Goldberg get clanked in the back of the skull with a fire extinguisher.
2. “Classy” Freddie Blassie on The Dick Van Dyke Show
Dance fads are, by nature, fickle. Sure, Randy Eisenbauer (Jerry Lanning) may have created a craze with his record “The Twizzle” but by the end of this first season episode, the staff of The Alan Brady Show (and all the teens hanging out down at the bowling alley) are looking for the next big thing. Luckily, Sally (Rose Marie) is convinced she’s found it. It’s called “The Twazzle” and she discovered it at the wrestling matches, where all good discoveries are made. “The Twazzle,” Sally explains, is “a combination of twisting and wrestling.” Sally’s friends and the gathered teens are perplexed. They wait in confusion until Sally re-enters the alley leading Freddie Blassie through the gathered crowd. Freddie doesn’t have any lines here, instead opting to throw Rob Petrie (Dick Van Dyke) to the ground, then pick him up and dance around with him on his shoulders as the show fades to black. Blassie’s only there for a few seconds at the end, but it’s well worth sitting through one of the better early episodes of one of television’s greatest shows to see him.
3. Colt Cabana on Chicago P.D.
Colt Cabana is used to playing a cop when he changes into “Officer” Colt Cabana for Juggalo Championship Wrestling, but his appearance on “Seven Indictments,” a 2017 episode of Chicago P.D., found him on the other side of the law. Cabana shows up here as Harlan Betts, a smug homophobe brought in for questioning during an arson investigation. There’s not really a whole lot going on with Cabana / Betts in this episode. It’s mostly him smirking and being a creep while the Chicago P.D. plays bad cop/worse cop with him. Is Betts ultimately responsible for the fire at the center of this episode? You’ll have to watch to find out! Just kidding. You won’t. He wasn’t.