Last week was pretty universally terrible, except for one or two really great things, which, big ups to everyone who made that happen. Now it is time for a brand new week in which all sorts of other things will happen which will probably be bad too. Perhaps the president will get another letter from another 9-year-old named after some other vegetable. Perhaps the so-called Mooch will do another crazy interview. Perhaps, I don’t know, Antonin Scalia will come back to life, who the hell knows, who the hell cares. Here are the good tweets, everyone.
woman fucks one man who’s not funny: I made a bad choice
man fucks one woman who’s not funny: women aren’t funny— maura quint (@behindyourback) July 30, 2017
Agent Cooper watching all the movies he’s missed in the 25 years in the lodge and saying things like “Borat…extraordinary”
— Fretless Bass Whizki (@Rappin4Safety) July 30, 2017
I came up with emoji for all the presidents. Some were…a stretch.
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— Caroline McCarthy (@caro) July 30, 2017
”…Who, In All Fairness, Believes He Has Met Bigfoot” pic.twitter.com/TA1fkripOx
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 29, 2017
damn. it sucks how you can only do one politics at a time https://t.co/M3lmSTAgEq