The Power of Helplessness: Why Everybody Loves Mimikyu and Hates Popplio

I’ve started to feel a little bad for Bewear, the towering pink-capped bear appearing later this year in Pokemon Sun/Moon. Bewear is about as traditional as Pokemon get, a seemingly run of the mill normal/fighting type based closely on a real animal and given a punny name. According to the description on the Pokemon Sun/Moon website Bewear likes hugs a lot—so much so that their hugs are too powerful and trainers need to teach their Bewears to hug with consideration and restraint. That’s absolutely precious.
So why do I feel badly for Bewear, this fictional animal who loves fighting and also hugging? Because Bewear was unveiled at the same time as Mimikyu. You know, internet darling Mimikyu? Mimikyu: Voice of a generation (Gen 7, specifically). Even if this enthusiastic hug-friend deserves equal adoration, it really never had a chance. Then again, it could be worse. Bewear might have lost the spotlight to Mimikyu, but that reception is still worlds better than the one given to another of Pokemon Sun/Moon’s new additions. I bet you know exactly who I mean, too.
You’d think Popplio’s mere existence was a personal insult to the internet based on how the new water-type starter has been received. At this point we’re well into the backlash-to-the-backlash stage of popular opinion (Popplio opinion, if you will) but for a while there was an absurd amount of contempt being flung at this innocent, if rather goofy looking, creature. Back when they were announced alongside fellow starters Litten and Rowlet, dunking on Popplio was memefied with brutal efficiency. But why? I don’t really believe there’s anything fundamental about Popplio’s design that invites hatred—at least not to the degree that it’s received. I’ve heard some argue that Popplio is meant to resemble a clown, and of course clowns aren’t widely liked these day, but to me Popplio looks mostly like one of those circus seals I’ve only ever seen in cartoons older than my parents, usually located near one or more banana cream pies. It’s a somewhat obscure source to draw on, sure, but we’re talking about a series where sentient garbage bags, ice cream cones, and keychains are just chilling in the grass. A clown seal dog thing is really nothing special.
The key difference between how the internet at large responded to Popplio and how we’ve responded to Mimikyu comes down to this: Mimikyu needs you, and Popplio probably doesn’t. Just take a look at this section of Mimikyu’s official description:
The rising popularity of Pikachu-styled merchandise around 20 years ago is the reason that Mimikyu makes itself look like Pikachu. In fact, this Pokémon is dreadfully lonely, and it thought it would be able to make friends with humans if only it looked like Pikachu.
Even though that chunk of text comes directly after some terrifying tidbits about how Mimikyu can’t bear light and can allegedly curse people with illness if they remove their costume, it doesn’t matter. That vulnerability is irresistible.