Well folks, it’s been a long week but now it’s finally 5 p.m. on Friday, which means it’s time for the 5 p.m. on Friday news break. That’s right, after a long and storied tenure as White House Communications Director, Anthony “the Mooch” Scaramucci has finally been removed from his post. Let’s quickly look back at all the sacrifices he made in service to his country: selling his hedge fund, missing the birth of his son, getting roundly humiliated in the media, what a run! And now he’s gone, maybe, unless they put him somewhere else, which they might. Until then, let us take a few minutes to relish in another round of Mooch tweets…
when good news just keeps getting better pic.twitter.com/sb8AyJHlJU
— maura quint (@behindyourback) July 31, 2017
Make Schadenfreude Great Again
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) July 31, 2017
Sucking your own dick wins again
— Dan Abromowitz (@AnnDabromowitz) July 31, 2017
who among us has not abandoned our wife or missed the birth of our son for a job we would get fired from 3 days later?
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) July 31, 2017
I’ve had menstrual cycles that lasted longer than Scaramucci. Oh, I’m sorry – ok, White House, so a menstrual cycle is this thing women get-
— Grace Parra (@GraceParra360) July 31, 2017