Archer: “The Kanes” (Episode 6.08)

Being the “sanest” character in a cast of complete—if we’re being exceedingly generous with our terminology here—“eccentrics” can often relegate Lana to the oft-thankless role of the straight woman (despite the occasional stupefying choice. Consequently, it’s difficult to not imagine how a woman who’s clearly overqualified for a spy agency staffed by drunks and freaks (if we’re now being more accurate with our terminology) might have started down that path. In this week’s episode, “The Kanes,” a little sunlight penetrates (are we not doing “phrasing” anymore?) that subject, when we finally meet her parents.
We’d already gotten a little background on Lana’s pre-spy vocation as an activist and environmentalist back in Archer’s second season, and after being introduced to her Berkeley professor parents, it seems the apple (initially) didn’t fall far from the tree. But before Lana introduces baby Abijean and (re)introduces Archer to Doctors Lemuel and Claudette Kane, she drops a bomb on him: They think she’s still pursuing her PhD in Environmental Science, and he had better not breathe a word about their career as spies. While it’s admirable of Lana to say she’s making an effort to include Archer in matters of family, insisting that he keep huge secrets is a pretty huge liability. and Archer even seems to have forgotten he’s already met her parents: In what’s probably this week’s biggest laugh, a flashback shows him having drunkenly staggered his way past introductions to them at a restaurant, before collapsing and slowwwwly pulling down the tablecloth with him, while Lana’s parents glower at her. “Was I charming…?” probes Archer, assuming a dapper accent.
Though excited to meet their new grandchild, the Kanes definitely remember Archer, but to their credit, only occasionally take a disapproving swipe at his presence. That is, until Archer horribly misreads the room, and thinks Lem (Archer: “Can I call you ‘Lem?’ Lem: “Sure you can. But it’s pronounced, ‘Dr. Kane.’”) and Claudette are propositioning him into a three-way while in their hot tub. They were actually preparing to propose he join them for their family reunion, but in Sterling’s defense—their approach, full-blown nudity and all—was highly suggestive. Nevertheless, the weekend visit is a washout, until Lem finds his groundbreaking research in biofuel (which has gotten him into the running for the Nobel Prize, no less!) was just stolen from their home.