So yeah, Trump proved that he’s totally there, mentally, in a Fox News interview by revealing some of the harder questions on the cognitive test he’s been bragging about. He basically turned it into a game of I Spy, naming off stuff directly in front of his face:
Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.
I am confident with this man leading our country.
We stopped doing tweet galleries about specific Trump idiocies long ago, because putting those things together could honestly be a full-time job. Still, this is such a special breed of idiocy that it probably needs to be commemorated. When the book is written about the Trump era “person woman man camera TV” is almost definitely guaranteed to be a chapter title.
So hey: let’s look at ’em. Let’s look at the funniest tweets about this latest bit of depressing, inexcusable, bleakly hilarious Trump nonsense.
And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful person And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful woman And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful man And you may tell yourself This is not my beautiful camera And you may tell yourself This is not my beautifultv
FDR: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself.” JFK: “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.” DJT: “Person, woman, man, camera, TV.”
in america, first you get the person, then you get the woman, then you get the man, then you get the camera, then you get the tv pic.twitter.com/EFuyv7F3Lf
My absolute favorite thing about “person, man, woman,…” clip is Trump pretending he’s recalling the actual 5 words from the test, to show off how great his memory is, when he’s obviously just naming 5 things he sees in front of him.
— Lizz “Disgusting, F**king bitch” Winstead (@lizzwinstead) July 23, 2020
Just realized why Trump specifically chose the words “Person, Man, Woman, Camera, TV” as the example for what he was asked on his cognitive test. pic.twitter.com/sPbkMqYpLy
talking to a number of midwestern diner voters who have told me the crucial issue in this election is mr trump’s identification of person, woman, man, camera, TV in that order from memory.