Big night for Grammys fans, as the Grammys did another Grammys tonight. All the Grammys people hung out where they do the Grammys and had one heck of a big ol’ Grammys again, with all the Grammys you’d expect from a Grammys, and then even more Grammys on top of that. 2019’s going to go down as a year that had a Grammys in it, that’s for sure, and what a Grammys it was. Seriously, get a load of these Grammys!
We weren’t able to catch the Grammys ourselves—we had to install the latest updates for every piece of software on our computer, smartphone, smart TV, smart fridge, and eight different videogame consoles (we couldn’t update our Xbox One without also updating our Xbox One S and our Xbox One X)—but the people who did watch the Grammys confirm that, yep, they were some Grammys. We were kind of able to follow along with the show on Twitter (Paste’s own Twitter account was really good with the Grammys updates), though, primarily through people making fun of the Grammys. If the Grammys exist for any reason at this point, it’s for getting made fun of, and here are the best jokes we saw on Twitter about the Grammys tonight.
Excited for the In Memoriam so I can cross out Masked Singer suspects. #GRAMMYs
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) February 11, 2019
For once, I hope some people who don’t deserve it win a couple #Grammys tonight.
— Billy Wayne Davis (@BillyWayneDavis) February 11, 2019
I feel like we’re living in such a strange time, like Lady Gaga might show up in a sensible pantsuit from Talbots. #Grammys
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 11, 2019
Mom’s take on the #Grammyspic.twitter.com/TE5a8s1Uvj
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) February 11, 2019
I see what you did there J. Lo. #Grammyspic.twitter.com/PGXB4dLuxe
— Travon Free (@Travon) February 11, 2019
finding a way to host a major awards show without having to do your hair is goals #GRAMMYspic.twitter.com/fmj02Qgyg9
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 11, 2019
The #GRAMMYs producer who allotted this full show segment of music from Dolly Parton should get wild life-changing sex tonight from his or her significant other and/or everyone else in the music industry who’s appreciative and willing. Good on you!
— Jarrett Bellini (@JarrettBellini) February 11, 2019
Anthony Kiedis looks like the drunk uncle who crashed your wedding and jumped on stage with the cover band. #GRAMMYspic.twitter.com/aeT1naXM9z
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 11, 2019
Oh good, it’s Lady Gaga as Aly as Lady Gaga performing ‘The Shallows’ in the style of Aly but actually Lady Gaga#grammys
— annie black (@helloannieblack) February 11, 2019
The plural of Grammy is Meemaws
— Kai Choyce (@kaichoyce) February 11, 2019
[literally any Grammy winner goes up and gives an awkward acceptance speech] omg just like Bradley Cooper in A Star Is Born
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 11, 2019
Tweet whose ages you’ve googled so far. I’ll start:
Alicia KeysFleaCardi BRicky MartinEveMark-Paul Gosselar (unrelated commercial beak rabbit hole)Dolly PattonPost Malone
– Shawn Mendes— Chris Kelly (@imchriskelly) February 11, 2019
I love Dolly Parton so much I just put “smoke marijuana and watch Straight Talk” in my iCal as an “all day” event
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) February 11, 2019
So wait is Michelle Obama just backstage hanging out with Dolly Parton and Flea?
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) February 11, 2019
MAGA ppl at the Grammys looking like the bottom two of a Project Runway challenge pic.twitter.com/AtEmlv8v0c
— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) February 11, 2019
Now that Bradley Cooper has a Grammy and for some reason Kobe Bryant has an Oscar it’s only fair that we get Janelle Monae or Kacey Musgraves a NBA Finals MVP
— Dustin (@DustinAHarkins) February 11, 2019
Every time Diana Ross takes a step there should be a costume change.
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) February 11, 2019
The #Grammys may as well be called the Twitter Awards, because I don’t know anyone, and I’m jealous of everyone.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) February 11, 2019
My neck, my back, lick my post malone front crack
— who pixelates the boatmen? (@pixelatedboat) February 11, 2019
EVERYONE: Adam Levine parading around shirtless at the Super Bowl was the douchiest musical performance I’ve ever seen.
POST MALONE AND THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS: Hold our heroin.
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) February 11, 2019
I fucking love watching 100 people on a stage singing 1/3 of ten songs in a row.
— luke o’neil (@lukeoneil47) February 11, 2019
That was the best Diana Ross birthday celebration awards show that wasn’t actually her birthday ever. #grammys
— The Sklar Brothers (@SklarBrothers) February 11, 2019
The #GRAMMYs ended and Alicia Keys was already spotted back at her post. pic.twitter.com/3MbsQaj2Rv
— Jon Friedman (@friedmanjon) February 11, 2019