Big night for Grammys fans, as the Grammys did another Grammys tonight. All the Grammys people hung out where they do the Grammys and had one heck of a big ol’ Grammys again, with all the Grammys you’d expect from a Grammys, and then even more Grammys on top of that. 2019’s going to go down as a year that had a Grammys in it, that’s for sure, and what a Grammys it was. Seriously, get a load of these Grammys!
We weren’t able to catch the Grammys ourselves—we had to install the latest updates for every piece of software on our computer, smartphone, smart TV, smart fridge, and eight different videogame consoles (we couldn’t update our Xbox One without also updating our Xbox One S and our Xbox One X)—but the people who did watch the Grammys confirm that, yep, they were some Grammys. We were kind of able to follow along with the show on Twitter (Paste’s own Twitter account was really good with the Grammys updates), though, primarily through people making fun of the Grammys. If the Grammys exist for any reason at this point, it’s for getting made fun of, and here are the best jokes we saw on Twitter about the Grammys tonight.
Excited for the In Memoriam so I can cross out Masked Singer suspects. #GRAMMYs
— Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) February 11, 2019
For once, I hope some people who don’t deserve it win a couple #Grammys tonight.
— Billy Wayne Davis (@BillyWayneDavis) February 11, 2019
I feel like we’re living in such a strange time, like Lady Gaga might show up in a sensible pantsuit from Talbots. #Grammys
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) February 11, 2019
Mom’s take on the #Grammyspic.twitter.com/TE5a8s1Uvj
— Michelle Collins (@michcoll) February 11, 2019
I see what you did there J. Lo. #Grammyspic.twitter.com/PGXB4dLuxe
— Travon Free (@Travon) February 11, 2019
finding a way to host a major awards show without having to do your hair is goals #GRAMMYspic.twitter.com/fmj02Qgyg9
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 11, 2019
The #GRAMMYs producer who allotted this full show segment of music from Dolly Parton should get wild life-changing sex tonight from his or her significant other and/or everyone else in the music industry who’s appreciative and willing. Good on you!
— Jarrett Bellini (@JarrettBellini) February 11, 2019
Anthony Kiedis looks like the drunk uncle who crashed your wedding and jumped on stage with the cover band. #GRAMMYspic.twitter.com/aeT1naXM9z
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 11, 2019
Oh good, it’s Lady Gaga as Aly as Lady Gaga performing ‘The Shallows’ in the style of Aly but actually Lady Gaga#grammys
— annie black (@helloannieblack) February 11, 2019
The plural of Grammy is Meemaws
— Kai Choyce (@kaichoyce) February 11, 2019
[literally any Grammy winner goes up and gives an awkward acceptance speech] omg just like Bradley Cooper in A Star Is Born
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 11, 2019