The Funniest Tweets About Trump in Disney World’s Hall of Presidents
Screenshots from YouTubeThe best place to take a nap in the Magic Kingdom has been ruined. The Hall of Presidents at Disney World has reopened after almost a year, with Donald Trump’s Audio-Animatronic now firmly ensconced within. As has been custom since 1993, Trump’s robot is one of the very few presidents with a speaking role, and it features the voice of the man himself. It is, from basically every angle, a horrible nightmare, especially if you grew up as one of the weird kids who was super into the Hall of Presidents. (Uh, like me.) I can’t even get my nostalgic robot prez kick without being reminded about the horrible world we’ve created for ourselves here in this 21st century, when openly racist and hateful sex abusers can be elected to the same venerated seat of power as Andrew Jackson, Woodrow Wilson and Warren G. Harding. (Oh wait…)
Okay, the Hall has been full of problematic men since it opened in 1971, but we can probably all agree that the standards of today should be a bit higher than they were when slavery was still the law of the land, and before women had the right to vote. Those old corpses were terrible in their day, but that doesn’t excuse us electing somebody who’s terrible in our day. And then making a robot version of him in a family theme park. Lincoln’s original Audio-Animatronic must be rolling in its storage container in a warehouse in Anaheim somewhere.
This absurd display at least inspired some solid laughs over on Twitter. As we continue to destroy everything in the world around us, at least we’ll always be able to find some solid laughs over on Twitter. Thanks, Twitter—thanks for the solid laughs.
Disney gets extra points if the Trump statue’s speech is just the audio from Access Hollywood. pic.twitter.com/L5egHYDM5d
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) December 19, 2017
The first-ever robot programmed to be defensive about crowd size pic.twitter.com/hzm9yd8sJI
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) December 19, 2017
all the other presidents in Disney’s new Hall of Presidents look like they can’t believe Donald Trump is president either pic.twitter.com/eMP9UX1bM8
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 18, 2017
donald trump joins disney’s hall of presidents pic.twitter.com/lLiIGC6mTO
— Dan Glaser (@youranalogbuddy) December 19, 2017
how did they find so many expired honey baked hams to make the trump for the hall of presidents?
— Santa Lucia Fasano ???? (@lucia_fasano) December 19, 2017
Honored that Disney put a robot of my grandma into the Hall of Presidents. She was a bold, courageous leader. pic.twitter.com/Y4VC4MXEQ3
— Glen Tickle (@glentickle) December 19, 2017
Congratulations to Tony Clifton on being inducted into the hall of presidents. pic.twitter.com/DRVGh7xDGv
— New Donk Casey Returns (@CaseyMalone) December 19, 2017
Trump robot in the Hall of Presidents looks like a 71-year-old Chucky doll. pic.twitter.com/yLCBmhpNvG
— John Cohen (@JohnCohen1) December 19, 2017
Breaking: 7 Disney Princesses and a Storm Trooper have come forward alleging Hall of Presidents Trump made lewd comments to them
— Brohibition Now (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 19, 2017
Breaking: The kids of It’s A Small World have filed a complaint against Hall of Presidents Trump saying he threatened all but the white ones with deportation
— Brohibition Now (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 19, 2017
Imagineer 1: “How do we capture Trump’s essence for the Hall of Presidents?”
Imagineer 2: “We’ll show him greeting a female employee.” pic.twitter.com/88UOjBWBnC
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 19, 2017
SECURITY: “Sir, please stop breaking into the Hall of Presidents after hours.”
DON JR: “This is the only way my dad will talk to me”
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 19, 2017
The best part of Donald Trump being in Disney’s Hall of Presidents will be when they remove him from the Hall of Presidents and put him in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride’s jail. pic.twitter.com/XViyKFQCET
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) December 19, 2017
BREAKING: Hall of Presidents Trump robot breaks out, builds wall in “It’s a Small World.” pic.twitter.com/VA9HE6LFB6
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) December 19, 2017
In his Hall of Presidents appearance, Trump is introduced by George Washington and goes on to tell a story about this one time he tried to fuck Tawny Kitaen at China Club pic.twitter.com/Rz3vEpRqla
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) December 19, 2017
no joke, that Donald Trump robot at Disney’s Hall of Presidents looks like the child of him, Hillary Clinton, Jon Voight, and Roger Ebert. kill it before AI gives it more than two terms.
— Nowhere. Near. Berlin! (@vodkasnowflake) December 19, 2017
Disney finally put Trump in the Hall of Presidents and the others are all “can you believe this schmuck” pic.twitter.com/cpn3N3kxfe
— shauna (@goldengateblond) December 19, 2017
all the other presidents in Disney’s new Hall of Presidents look like they can’t believe Donald Trump is president either pic.twitter.com/eMP9UX1bM8
— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) December 18, 2017
I’m not saying Disney made a Hillary robot and last minute changed it into Trump clothes but- pic.twitter.com/lBUk0GU1Aq
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) December 19, 2017