The Funniest Tweets about Hobby Lobby Literally Smuggling Stolen Artifacts
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So, in case you missed it, apparently Hobby Lobby, the arts and crafts store that hates birth control, literally enough to go to the Supreme Court to get out of providing its employees with birth control, spent $1.6 million on stolen Iraqi artifacts, including approximately 450 ancient cuneiform tablets and approximately 3,000 ancient clay bullae, which were smuggled into the United States through the United Arab Emirates and Israel. For its crimes the company has paid a fine of $3 million and forfeited the artifacts. Steve Green, Hobby Lobby’s president, said in a statement: “We should have exercised more oversight and carefully questioned how the acquisitions were handled.” The company claims it “was new to the world of acquiring these items, and did not fully appreciate the complexities of the acquisitions process,” which “resulted in some regrettable mistakes.” What makes this even weirder is that, although there’s no absolutely proof any of the dealers or smugglers Hobby Lobby worked with were connected to ISIS, the sale of such antiquities has been one of the ways the terrorist group has financed itself, according to the Washington Post. Clearly this has all the makings of a story that would burn up Twitter for hours, and the good people of that social media app did not disappoint. Here’s what Twitter had to say:
isn’t the whole point of hobby lobby that you can make your own cuneiform tablets
— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) July 6, 2017
remember yesterday when we found out Hobby Lobby is funding ISIS
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) July 6, 2017
[hobby lobby]
cashier: that’ll be $9.42
me: hands over a ten
cashier: would you like to donate your change to ISIS?
me: sure why not— dan mentos (@DanMentos) July 6, 2017
The Hobby Lobby thing is pretty nuts but it seems like everyone’s forgetting about the time DressBarn dug up the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier
— Stefan (@boring_as_heck) July 6, 2017
Man, you leave twitter for a few hours and suddenly Hobby Lobby is an Indiana Jones villain.
— Tom & Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) July 6, 2017
Hobby Lobby: we crafty af
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 6, 2017
Hobby Lobby’s robby hobby: Hammurabi
— Matt Pearce (@mattdpearce) July 6, 2017
INT. HOBBY LOBBY, DAY.
“Well, we have a PR problem.”
“What? Typo in the wall art? Is it the mug recall?”
“We’re knowingly funding ISIS.”— Kaleb Horton (@kalebhorton) July 6, 2017
Oh, so when Hobby Lobby smuggles artifacts they just get a fine, but when i do it, i get cursed to serve Mesopotamian gods for all eternity.
— maple cocaine (@historyinflicks) July 6, 2017
Never noticed this part of the Hobby Lobby website pic.twitter.com/0iJv32nrnB
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) July 5, 2017
Law Bomb Lobbed At Hob Lob https://t.co/NbJKAxo5i3
— Sam Pasternack (@SamPasternack) July 5, 2017