Inside Amy Schumer: “Wingwoman”

Amy Schumer is not your feminist savior and she doesn’t want to be. Just after she calls out wage inequality or takes on your most-hated double standard, she’ll come back with a bit that mocks women, too. But that’s OK—it’s wonderful even—because women are a lot more fun to laugh at when it’s a smart, savvy insider like Schumer dispensing the jokes.
The opener here is an advertisement for “ListenAlert,” a hotline primarily for women whose boyfriends do not listen to their quotidian anecdotes with the sort of rapt attentiveness they crave. In some ways, it’s a spiritual successor to 30 Rock’s “Porn for Women” commercial in which a handsome hunk offers to patiently listen to your day.
But even the helpful folks at ListenAlert have their limits: “We will not listen to your dreams. We are not saints.” In the hands of an exclusively male writers’ room, this could easily have devolved into tired caricatures of female hysterics. From Schumer’s crew, however, it feels more knowing than insulting.
If you’ve been binge watching Orange is the New Black, you’ll be happy to see Warden Danny Pearson (Mike Birbiglia) in the next sketch as Amy’s boyfriend. And for anyone who’s ever watched a hometown date on The Bachelor and squirmed at the way in which older brothers can be weirdly sexually protective of their sisters, this is the sketch for you.
Birbiglia meets Amy’s brother, who promptly tells him—once Amy leaves the room, that is—not to “fuck [his] sister in the ass.” The sketch is more absurd than it is smart but the brother’s hysterics bring the bit to a hilarious boiling point.
Birbiglia tries to reassure the brother that he won’t do anything Amy doesn’t want to do, to which he replies, “Oh yeah, she wants it. We’re from Long Island. She’s going to ask for it. A lot.”
Another sketch, another boyfriend, and this time Amy is being visited by several different future versions of herself who warn her that the fate of the universe depends on whether or not she moves in with Travis and/or gives him a blow job.