Take Our Personality Test to Discover Your Sitcom Character Type

With this non-scientific, non-serious glimpse deep into your psyche, we’ll determine which of the most common personality types you are from some of our favorite sitcoms, including Extraordinary, What We Do In The Shadows, Jury Duty, Derry Girls, and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Are you a curmudgeon or a wild card? A quirk or a cupcake?
Find out where you fall on the sitcom personality type spectrum—from Curmudgeon to Cupcake—with a series of six questions. You’ll choose one of four options for each question, labeled A, B, C, and D. Write down which letter you’ve selected for each question, and at the end of the quiz, use the scoring system to tally your points.
How old were you when you found out the tooth fairy isn’t real?
A. What am I, gullible? I never believed that shit.
B. Eight. I set an elaborate trap to catch my parents.
C. …What?
D. Six, but I pretended I didn’t know so I wouldn’t hurt my folks’ feelings.
Where were you when you realized we’re all just a speck of dust floating on a rock in space?
A. I’ve always known that. This is news?
B. At a Bushwick rave.
C. In Japan, sitting under a 100-year-old tree.
D. Volunteering at a nursery for abandoned houseplants.
From which do you derive joy?
A. Justice and the discomfort of others
B. Mayhem, chaos, and disorder
C. Delighting in everyday whimsy
D. The Container Store
Can you load a tape dispenser?
A. Yes, but never ask me for help moving…Ever.
B. A huh??
C. No, but somehow it’s stuck on my tongue.
D. Yes—my favorite model is the TS60P.
How would you describe your sense of fashion?
A. Practical
B. Badass
C. Thrift-store chic
D. Business casual
What’s your plan for the zombie apocalypse?
A. My bunker has been ready since the Clinton administration.
B. No plan. Just vibes.
C. Befriend the zombie race! We’re all the same on the inside, right?
D. Fight, kill, win.
Now you’ve taken the test, congrats! It’s time to determine your results. Calculators, fingers, and toes, start your engines.
Scoring sheet:
A – 1 point
B – 3 points
C – 4 points
D – 6 points