The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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You can’t stop time, or change, and it’s time for us to announce a change here at Paste, namely one pertaining to this humble comedy section that you hopefully know and love. We have a new Assistant Comedy Editor, Yusef Roach, and he’s already embraced one of the primary responsibilities of any self-respecting Paste Assistant Comedy Editor: compiling our weekly round-up of tweets worth reading. So say “hi” to Yusef and be kind about his tweet selections—this is only his first week, dammit.—Ed.
Good job, everyone—one of our best weeks together yet, I’d say. As is my duty as new Assistant Comedy Editor here at Paste, I’ve compiled a list of what are objectively the funniest tweets of last week. 23 embeds of pure, sometimes underperforming but always hilarious gold.
let me live my life, predictive text
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 21, 2018
Every morning I like to wake up, make myself a nice cup of coffee, and panic about everything I have to do later
— Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) September 20, 2018
[2 days into quitting weed] so when you’re sad you just … sit there and feel it?
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) September 21, 2018
I don’t understand memes. So you just share them and laugh with your friends and enjoy life? What’s the point
— Joe tullar (@joetullar123456) September 19, 2018
Social media is a great place to see people who called you “gay rain man” in high school put a rainbow filter over their profile picture