The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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Do you think this week will be the week the pee tape comes out? It probably won’t be but just think: Maybe it will. Last week was crazier than the week before, which was crazier than the week before that. What happened before that week? Who can remember. What month is it? Oh, that’s right: the month of it would be great if the pee tape comes out this month. Between you and the one of us who writes these things, there’s only one thing I look forward to more than the pee tape itself, and that’s the traffic we’ll get from the tweet gallery about the pee tape. We’re gonna hit the big time, baby!!! But, alas, until then, please enjoy these non-pee tape tweets:
im mad about dr who because in real life he is a boy
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) July 16, 2017
Get well soon John McCain! You were in Wedding Crashers
— Nick Ciarelli (@nickciarelli) July 16, 2017
Let’s be honest: The documentary they were making before the Blair Witch killed them would have sucked
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 15, 2017
Star Wars, but all of the light saber sounds are Owen Wilson saying “wow” pic.twitter.com/t5Yll0AV4h
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) July 14, 2017
How do you not name them Heyoncé and Sheyoncé
— Charlie Hankin (@mecharliehankin) July 14, 2017
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