A Definitive Ranking Of Costco’s Food Court Offerings
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One day, you’re young and full of life. The next, you realize that the Costco food court is your preferred weekend hangout. And who can blame you? The prices are great, the food is good and the vibes are immaculate. After all, who wants to go home and actually cook after spending a few hundred dollars bulk-purchasing groceries and garbage bags? The Costco food court is calling to you—yes, you—every time you leave the store, convincing you that, sure, you really do want a hot dog.
Beyond the hot dogs and ice cream sundaes, the Costco food court boasts some seriously delicious (and also some less-delicious) items on its menu. Wondering what to get the next time you have to stock up on rotisserie chicken, bottles of shampoo and cost-effective wine? Check out this ranking of Costco’s food court products from worst to best.
10. Mango Smoothie
Costco’s mango smoothie might seem appealing at first glance, but it’s gotten plenty of bad reviews from disappointed customers. Some say it tastes like cardboard, and others claim it has a bitter flavor to it. Truthfully, it’s not terrible, but there are certainly better places to get a smoothie if you’re craving fresh fruit and not processed food court meat.
9. Ice Cream Cup
It’s a cup of ice cream. It’s not bad ice cream—it is, in fact, creamy, with a subtle sweetness that’s not overwhelming. That being said, it’s hard for plain vanilla soft serve to elicit an ultra-enthusiastic response, so Costco’s ice cream cup comes in near the bottom of our list.
8. Turkey and Swiss Sandwich
It may not be the best item on the menu, but Costco’s turkey and Swiss sandwich is still a decent option if you’re looking for a quick lunch. It boasts lettuce, mustard, mayo and a flavorful sun-dried tomato spread to complement the oven-roasted turkey breast and Swiss cheese. Is it kind of bland? Sure. But at the time of writing, you can get one of these bad boys for just $6.99, which feels like a particularly good deal considering all the meat you’re getting.
7. Chocolate Chip Cookie
Costco’s massive chocolate chip cookie is definitely big enough to share, so consider splitting one if you’re not craving a massive dessert. These cookies are warm and soft, and the store definitely isn’t skimping on the chocolate chips. It’s not a groundbreaking dessert, but it is a nice treat after a long shopping trip.