We Can’t Stop Laughing Like Idiots at this Dumb and Frustrating Video

Honestly, somebody send help. A dude cutting a cake a dumb way should not reduce me to an embarrassing fit of giggles. On the other hand, this is a perfect antidote to all those Facebook cooking videos that feature perfect people with perfect hands and perfect food. Whatever else this is, it is defiantly not perfect.

(H/t to Deadspin.)