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10:29 p.m.: Best Actor in a Motion Picture Comedy or Musical goes to Hugh Jackman for Les Miserables
10:21 p.m.: Best Comedy Series goes to Girls.
10:19 p.m.: Why is Ben Affleck’s acceptance speech not, “Hey Oscars, HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?”
10:17 p.m.: Best Director goes to Ben Affleck for Argo, receives a standing ovation.
10:15 p.m.: The only way Jodie Foster could have looked more insane during that speech is if she did it in the Nell voice.—Ross Bonaime
10:13 p.m.: “Jodie Foster was here. I still am. I want to be seen.” Jodie Foster’s pulling out some next-level crazy in her speech.
10:10 p.m.: This Jodie Foster speech is so, so many things.
10:08 p.m.: “I am not Honey Boo Boo Child.”-Jodie Foster
10:05 p.m: Jodie Foster receives the Lifetime Achievement award and makes a not-very-timely Sally O’Malley reference and comes out as…single.
10:01 p.m.: Taylor now writing very cryptic song called “Mean Girls”.—Evie Nagy
9:58 p.m.: “Congratulations, Lena. I’m glad we got you through middle school.”-Tina Fey
9:57 p.m.: We turned on G Globes just in time to see the enormously gifted performer Lena Dunham win. And her speech was awkward and dull! Perfect!—Jordan Hoffman
9:55 p.m.: I’d like to thank “the writers”—because no one actually knows their names, but yeah, great job writing or whatever—Brendan John Kelly
9:53 p.m.: Someone needs to make a GIF of Amy Poehler snuggling with George Clooney right now.
9:51 p.m.: Best Actress in a Comedy Series goes to Lena Dunham for Girls.
9:49 p.m.: I don’t understand, Brave must be one of those British words that also means something else. It must also mean Wreck-It Ralph, right?—Ross Bonaime
9:46 p.m.: Sacha Baron Cohen roasts his Les Mis castmates and references Anne Hathaway’s upskirt shot before presenting Best Animated Film to Brave.
9:45 p.m.: Hard to believe how poised and together our little Angela Chase has grown up to be!—Michael Dunaway
9:38 p.m.: Lea Michele: ORANGE.—Nick Purdy
9:37 p.m.: Best Actress in a Drama Series goes to Claire Danes for Homeland. Duh.
9:34 p.m.: Best Foreign Film goes to Amour.
9:27 p.m.: Best Actor in a Comedy Series goes to Don Cheadle for House of Lies. Um, OK? Guess no one in the Hollywood Foreign Press saw Louie this season.
9:26 p.m.: Pretty bummed Tarantino didn’t bust out his classiest Wu Wear for tonight’s proceedings.
9:25 p.m.: Tarantino is WASTED.
9:23 p.m.: Quentin Tarantino wins Best Screenplay for Django Unchained.
9:21 p.m.: Can someone work it out so Anne Hathaway and Taylor Swift get some nomination for the same award someday? Thanks.—Evie Nagy
9:16 p.m.: Anne Hathaway opens her acceptance speech with “Blerg.” Aww, nerds!
9:15 p.m.: Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture goes to Anne Hathaway for Les Miserables.
9:13 p.m.: Tina Fey’s Bill Clinton impression was even more realistic than her Sarah Palin.—Josh Jackson
9:12 p.m: Best Supporting Actor in a TV Series, Miniseries or Movie goes to Ed Harris for Game Change.
9:06 p.m.: “Harvey, thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today.”-Jennifer Lawrence
9:05 p.m.: Jennifer Lawrence wins Best Actress in a Comedy or Musical for Silver Linings Playbook.
9:04 p.m.: Will Ferrell’s mustache deserves an award.
9:03 p.m.: “Judi Dench, where did SHE come from??”-Will Ferrell
9:02 p.m.: Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig enter doing the Taylor Swift surprise face. It is wonderful.
9 p.m.: Jesus wouldn’t get as big a hand as The Big Dog from this room.—Nick Purdy
8:59 p.m.: Whoa, that’s not a bit, it’s the real Bill Clinton!
8:56 p.m.: I guarantee you, Dog President is MUCH better than Hatfield & McCoys—Ross Bonaime
8:55 p.m.: Best Actor in a Miniseries or Movie goes to Kevin Costner for Hatfields and McCoys. Damien Francisco (Dog President) was robbed.
8:50 p.m.: That cut to Jon Bon Jovi after Adele said “pissing ourselves laughing” forgives all previous production snafus.—Evie Nagy
8:49 p.m.: And she does. And she’s delightful: “We’ve been pissing ourselves laughing.”
8:47 p.m.: If Adele doesn’t win Best Original Song for “Skyfall,” heads will roll.
8:43 p.m.: Pretty cool that the real Tony Mendez is there. He looks nothing like Ben Affleck though.
8:41 p.m.: And, there’s already a Darcy St. Fudge Twitter account. Good job, Internet: https://twitter.com/darcystfudge
8:40 p.m.: The Homeland producers are apparently unfamiliar with the term “spoiler alert.”
8:36 p.m.: Steve Buscemi should be nominated for best female in a comedy series next year for Thursday’s episode of 30 Rock.—Ross Bonaime
8:35 p.m.: Best Drama Series goes to Homeland. No surprise there.
8:34 p.m.: Damian Lewis wins Best Actor in a Drama Series for Homeland.
8:31 p.m.: Props to the HFPA for making the eye-rolling annual benediction at least a stab at funny, rather than self-important.—Nick Purdy
8:30 p.m.: For real though, “Darcy St. Fudge in ‘Dog President’” sounds like it was culled from a lost Christopher Guest notebook.—Lindsay Eanet
8:29 p.m.: Will the cameras please scan the room….no? Nope? OK, cool.
8:23 p.m.: Has Catherine Zeta-Jones’ accent…changed somehow?
8:22 p.m.: Julianne Moore wins for Game Change while Amy Poehler sports a hilarious red wig.
8:17 p.m.: Best TV Miniseries or Movie goes to Game Change.
8:13 p.m.: Maggie Smith can’t come to any award shows on Sundays. She still has no idea what a weekend is.—Ross Bonaime
8:12 p.m.: Best Supporting Actress in a TV show goes to Maggie Smith. Dowager Countess for life!!
8:09 p.m.: “THAT’S A BINGO!” —How I always want Christoph Waltz to accept every award he wins.—Ross Bonaime
8:08 p.m.: Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture goes to Christoph Waltz for Django Unchained
8:05 p.m.: “Quentin Tarantino is here, the star of my sexual nightmares.”-Tina Fey
8:03 p.m.: “I haven’t been keeping track of the controversy, but when it comes to torture, I trust the woman who was married to James Cameron for three years.”-Amy Poehler with the night’s first real zinger.
8:01 p.m.: Bill Murray way ahead on facial hair. First award goes to those lambchops slash megastache.—Nick Purdy
8 p.m.: Aaaaaand we’re off!
