Hear Me Out: National Treasure
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Camp is a sensibility that is notoriously hard to put into words—just look at the vast array of outfits worn at the 2019 camp-themed Met Gala, or (more helpfully) “Notes on ‘Camp,'” Susan Sontag’s listicle-style essay that requires more than 50 entries to lay down the bare foundation for what may or may not be considered camp. What makes something camp? Its seriousness, its sincerity, its lack thereof? Difficult to say. As a result, the campiness of any given object, person or media is often subject to debate; it’s simply hard to declare something camp with any real certainty, due to how malleable and subjective the camp sensibility often feels. But, in my opinion, the 2004 masterpiece National Treasure does not have that problem. I mean, an action-adventure flick starring a characteristically intense Nicolas Cage who gets genuinely emotional when thinking about the Founding Fathers while he’s on the lam for stealing the Declaration of Independence? A patently ridiculous blockbuster that, despite being seemingly aware of its incomprehensible premise, treats itself with the seriousness of Ocean’s Eleven, the gung-ho earnestness of School of Rock, and the awed patriotism of a historical reenactment groupie who travels the country seeking the best fake Paul Revere? Now that is camp.
One particularly notable feature of successful camp, according to Sontag, is that “even when it reveals self-parody, [it] reeks of self-love.” That’s precisely the case with National Treasure: It’s hard to know what to make of it, or what it’s even trying to be—but God, is it trying. Director Jon Turteltaub spent seven years working on it, because of how hard it was “to get [it] right.” Apparently, “the first draft was a much sillier movie, and we tried to add a lot more reality and a lot more history into it.” In other words, what we got is the “serious,” believable version of National Treasure.
Just think on that for a second.
Even if National Treasure were originally conceived in jest, Turteltaub and the team behind the movie spent years honing it into a film intended to “celebrate these aspects of American history,” a film they wanted “to look real, not fake.” (Accordingly, Turteltaub gets very frustrated with bad reviews that criticize the film’s ahistoricism and inauthenticity, claims he vehemently denies—although a Harvard fact-check of the film betrays quite a few inaccuracies.) This amount of care doesn’t make sense, considering the ridiculous final product. But at the same time, it does: How else could something as knowingly ludicrous as National Treasure feel so passionate, so lovingly crafted? I don’t think anyone on the film thought what they were making was high art, but I’d bet money that quite a few viewed it as something of a peer to Indiana Jones, or as a genuine love letter to America and its apparently flawless history (I don’t think the film ever mentions slavery, which … I mean, yeah). It’s utterly naïve, both its romanticized depiction of America and its blind certainty that the movie succeeds as a patriotic ode and/or a high-stakes adventure flick, but that’s why it’s brilliant. Why it’s camp.
And like any good camp, it’s proven itself to be endlessly memeable. By now, Nicolas Cage’s solemn vow to steal the Declaration of Independence has been embedded deep into cultural and memetic history—so much so that it’s easy to forget that even once the historic document is grasped within Nic’s hand, there’s still an hour and a half left of the movie to go. National Treasure is the gift that keeps on giving, the dayenu of films: If it merely centered around one man’s obsessive insistence that every treasure of the ancient world was hidden by generations of patriotic Freemasons, it would have been enough. If said man were named, I kid you not, Benjamin Franklin Gates (a name that is pure camp in and of itself for its unabashed shoehorning of patriotism), and was played with diehard intensity by Nic Cage, that would have been enough. If Gates were to immediately conjecture, after spreading his blood on a pipe for five seconds, that an invisible treasure map was written on the back of the Declaration of Independence, that would have been enough. If Sean Bean’s shaggy-haired Ian Howe (who you know immediately is the movie’s villain because Bean is British and this is America, goddammit!) was to barely escape an exploding colonial-era American vessel inexplicably trapped in the annals of the Arctic in order to make his way to Washington, D.C. to steal the nation’s founding text—what, like it’s hard?—that would have been enough. If Gates (who was also almost blown up on that ship) was so horrified by the Brit’s anti-American scheme to steal the Declaration of Independence that he decides the only rational course of action would be for him to steal the Declaration of Independence first (but like, patriotically), that would have been enough. But nothing is ever enough for National Treasure. It just keeps barreling forward, full speed ahead. And, for reference, everything listed here happens before we’ve even breached the 20-minute mark.
Unlike other so-bad-it’s-good movies (a la The Room), National Treasure surely knows how ludicrous its premise is; how could it not? It’s like a parody of a movie that doesn’t even exist, or that’s what it would feel like, if the film itself weren’t wholly absent of any of the tell-tale traces of irony that usually propel such a satire. The movie exists in some strange realm of suspended disbelief where stealing the Declaration of Independence in order to find a clue to a clue to a clue to a treasure trove filled with scrolls from the Library of Alexandria is just, like, a thing that might happen. It is abject frivolity treated with genuine seriousness. But at the same time, the obvious hang-ups most of us would focus on if we were writing this movie—for instance, that it might be difficult to steal the Declaration of Independence, or that squeezing citric juices all over famous historical documents might have repercussions, or that falling around 800 feet off the Intrepid into the Hudson River might result in physical injuries of some sort—are resolved within minutes, or are never presented as issues at all. If I were writing the film and, for some reason, similarly taking the premise at face value, these are all concerns I would emphasize, but National Treasure flippantly dismisses what would otherwise be serious. But to put it in Sontag’s words, that’s what camp is all about: being “serious about the frivolous, frivolous about the serious.”