In his review of Tuesday night’s episode of The Goldbergs, Paste reviewer Mark Rozeman revealed his shameful secret—he had never seen that B-level touchstone of the 1980s, The Goonies. For a pop culture aficionado of that very decade (and a few others, at that) like Mark, this was a brave admission, indeed. But he also pointed out that he had “heard enough Goonies quotes and seen enough clips to believe at one point that I had seen the movie.”