The Top Eight Post-Collegiate Movies for the Aimless Grad
The thing about college graduation is that you’re expected to do something afterward. As always, though, the movies are here for us. Young filmmakers have long exorcised those one or two (or seven) years after graduation, wherein caustic anxiety about the future leads well-educated twentysomethings to enter an extended period of uselessness on their way to whatever’s next. Thus emerged this talky cousin of the coming-of-age movie, which exists mostly to comfort new generations of grads and depress older ones. To mark the release of the canon’s newest title, Adventureland, here’s a quick rundown:
8. St. Elmo’s Fire(1985)
The trauma: Georgetown grads stew around D.C., drink, cheat on lovers and grow up to embarrassing music.
Sample dialogue: “How bad is it?”
“Severe. She might’ve finally exceeded the limit on her father’s Visa.”
How it helps: It’s very ’80s (only Brat Pack junkies need apply), but it has escapist charm, if only for the size of Demi Moore and Rob Lowe’s hair.
7. The Motorcycle Diaries(2004)
The trauma: A semester away from finishing med school, a fresh-faced Ernesto Guevara (Gael García Bernal) takes off against his family’s wishes and travels South America by bike.
Sample dialogue: “I am not me anymore. At least I’m not the same me I was.”
How it helps: People like to argue over whether it’s responsible to make a movie this starry-eyed about Che Guevara, but for our purposes, Diaries is a pleasant addition to the travelogue subspecies of post-grad movies.
6. Reality Bites (1994)
The trauma: Gen X goes to the real world, with a college valedictorian (Winona Ryder) who films a documentary about her assorted slacker friends (Ethan Hawke, Janeane Garofalo) who can’t hold down jobs after graduation.
Sample dialogue: “At the beep, please leave your name, number and a brief justification of the ontological necessity of modern man’s existential dilemma and we’ll get back to you.”
How it helps: It popularized the genius idea to use that emergency gas card your parents gave you to raise funds, and though it’s mostly a transparent romantic comedy, it goes down pretty easily. Also somewhat randomly marks the feature directorial debut of Ben Stiller.
5. Into the Wild (2007)