Donald Trump Reportedly “Melting Down Over” Coronavirus Outbreak
Trump has reportedly told aides he fears journalists will contract the disease on purpose so they can infect him
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Despite his best efforts to spin the coronavirus outbreak as not that big of a deal in public, Donald Trump is reportedly all kinds of freaked out over the disease’s continued spread in private, harboring some particularly paranoid fears. According to Vanity Fair—or Fake News Vanity Fair, as Trump will probably call it in a tweet 10 minutes from now—the “Germaphobe in Chief” told aides last week that “he’s afraid journalists will try to purposefully contract coronavirus to give it to him on Air Force One,” and “has asked the Secret Service to set up a screening program and bar anyone who has a cough from the White House grounds.” VF cites a source close to the administration, who said Trump is “definitely melting down over this.” You can practically picture him cowering under the Resolute desk, jolting upright in fear every time a passerby clears their throat.