The Adventures of General David Petraeus, His Parole Officer, and Donald Trump

This, from USA Today’s Brad Heath, is pure, hysterical gold:

If Gen. Petreaus becomes Secretary of State, his computers and office will be subject to warrantless searches by his probation officer. pic.twitter.com/MH4srR3W6I

— Brad Heath (@bradheath) November 30, 2016

If Gen. Petraeus becomes Secretary of State, he will have to notify his probation officer within 72 hours. pic.twitter.com/veKxD35vPV

— Brad Heath (@bradheath) November 30, 2016

Gen. Petraeus, one of the people on Trump’s list for Secretary of State, has to check with his probation officer before leaving western N.C. pic.twitter.com/ay64N3JYIQ

— Brad Heath (@bradheath) November 30, 2016

For those who don’t know the background, Petraeus pled guilty to “unauthorized removal and retention of classified information” in Charlotte, NC in 2012 after documents were found in the possession of Paula Broadwell, with whom he was having an affair. He was sentenced to two years probation (and a $100,000 fine) in April 2015.