Parks & Rec Creator Michael Schur Outlines Just How Stupid Donald Trump is in Excellent Twitter Rant
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We have nothing to add to the excellent Internet content below, except that if you’re not already following Michael Schur on Twitter, you should do so now. As another user said, in a world where he wasn’t a comic genius, he’d be a way more awesome version of Keith Olbermann.
1. Let’s take a second to consider how breathtakingly stupid Donald Trump is. A short, but necessary, deep dive. https://t.co/5ygZ4G8kKp
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
2. He blurted out sensitive intel to Russians in the Oval Office. (Leaving aside how stupid it was just to meet with them, given everything)
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
3. That moronic vomiting of intel (to a foreign enemy) leaked, presumably because people who work for Trump are worried about his stupidity.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
4. The intel Trump stupidly leaked to our enemy was from a crucial source on ISIS. Reporters put it together that the source was Israeli.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
5. This jibed with earlier reports that Israel was worried about intelligence sharing, given Trump’s penchant to blurt stuff out.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
6. This all seemed to be confirmed when Israel, ahead of Trump’s visit, let it be known they were not super psyched. https://t.co/gc4VcpKjG5
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
7. Trump flies to Saudi Arabia, does a ton of stuff he once yelled at Obama for and more (bows/curtsies/accepts gold necklace/fondles orb)
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
8. Then he flies to Israel. Announces he “just got back from the Middle East,” and issues statement calling for “Middle East Peach”
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
9. Very dumb, sure, but standard “Trump Dumb.” Don’t worry. The real dumb is coming.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
10. Then, in that video from (1), he snidely tells the “media” they are fake news, because “I never mentioned the name or the word ‘Israel.’
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
11. No one ever claimed he did. That the source he blabbed about was Israeli was put together after the fact, using reporting.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
12. By saying, with the unearned confidence of a true moron, that he never mentioned “Israel,” he is basically conforming source as Israeli.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
13. This is like being arrested for jaywalking, smirking, and saying to the cop, “You got nothing on me. I was nowhere NEAR that bank.”
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
14. The cop is going to now be very interested in that bank that was robbed, to which (s)he had not previously connected you.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
15. Imagine working in US or Israeli intelligence & knowing that your life-or-death work is ultimately being handled by someone this stupid.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
16. Imagine being a US ally and knowing that for any of these large-scale operations to work you need the help of someone this stupid.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
17. It must be so disheartening.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
18. Imagine being a US enemy and realizing how easy it is to get information from a man this stupid. Thrilling!
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
19. All you have to do is hang around with him. Give him a present. Wait for him to say whatever you need to hear.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017
20. The man is a true dingdong. We elected a dingdong President.
— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 22, 2017