Trump Supporter Arrested for Playground Vandalism in World’s Worst False Flag Operation
Still image from West Hartford PD surveillance video
Yo, Trump supporters! It’s your old pal, Paste Magazine. Have you been looking for a sweet way to own libs? How about this:
You go to an elementary school playground at night. You find a sign, and you write some nasty words where the kids will see it the next day. But here’s the catch—you write the nasty words as though they are coming from the mind of a liberal.
What kind of nasty words am I talking about? Some real lefty extremist language, like:
“Kill Trump”
“Death to Trump” (in case they missed the point the first time)
“Left is the Best”
and
“Bernie Sanders 2020”
You can imagine how this would go—the kids would see the graffiti, and everyone would be all like, “those damn libs! They won’t even let our kids be kids!”
And then, at last, the purges will begin.
Okay, I’m coming clean—this is not a purely theoretical exercise. In fact, that very idea was conceived and executed by a 32-year-old Trump supporter named Stephen Marks in West Hartford, CT. (He even brought his dog.) The only problem for Marks, as Raw Story reports, is that he committed his crime in a well-lit area and gave the security cameras he didn’t know about a clear shot of his face and body. When police released the video and he saw his face on TV, he quickly folded and turned himself in.