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  • SNL Tackles Britney Spears, Ted Cruz, Gina Carano and Andrew Cuomo in a Single Sketch comedy SNL Tackles Britney Spears, Ted Cruz, Gina Carano and Andrew Cuomo in a Single Sketch By Garrett Martin February 22, 2021 | 11:25am
  • The Funniest Tweets about Ted Cruz's Trip to Cancun comedy The Funniest Tweets about Ted Cruz's Trip to Cancun By Garrett Martin February 18, 2021 | 4:30pm
  • Ted Cruz Tries to Turn Chicago into Failed Gun Control Case Study, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Shuts Him Down politics Ted Cruz Tries to Turn Chicago into Failed Gun Control Case Study, Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Shuts Him Down By Rachel Singh September 3, 2019 | 3:46pm
  • The 5 Worst Political Tweets of the Week politics The 5 Worst Political Tweets of the Week By Jacob Weindling May 17, 2019 | 1:34pm
  • Ignore the Internet Rumor Mill: That Beto O’Rourke Fundraising Conspiracy Theory Is Not True politics Ignore the Internet Rumor Mill: That Beto O’Rourke Fundraising Conspiracy Theory Is Not True By Jacob Weindling March 19, 2019 | 12:31pm
  • MAGA Guy So Fears Being Kicked Out of a Restaurant, He Invents an App for Trump Supporters politics MAGA Guy So Fears Being Kicked Out of a Restaurant, He Invents an App for Trump Supporters By Clare Martin March 11, 2019 | 12:46pm
  • Watch Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Tell Ted Cruz that Trump comedy Watch Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Tell Ted Cruz that Trump "Neutered" Him By Justin Kamp November 6, 2018 | 10:25am
  • The 15 Most Vile Republicans Who Might Actually Lose Tonight politics The 15 Most Vile Republicans Who Might Actually Lose Tonight By Shane Ryan November 6, 2018 | 9:20am
  • Ted Cruz Gets Asked About Civility, Acts Very Uncivil politics Ted Cruz Gets Asked About Civility, Acts Very Uncivil By Stephan Cho October 17, 2018 | 11:58am
  • Richard Linklater Directed This Great Anti-Ted Cruz Ad politics Richard Linklater Directed This Great Anti-Ted Cruz Ad By Garrett Martin October 9, 2018 | 12:15am
  • Ted Cruz Is “Like a Serpent Covered in Vaseline,” Says NYT Columnist Bret Stephens politics Ted Cruz Is “Like a Serpent Covered in Vaseline,” Says NYT Columnist Bret Stephens By Stephan Cho September 25, 2018 | 3:10pm
  • Watch Protesters Boo Ted Cruz out of a D.C. Restaurant politics Watch Protesters Boo Ted Cruz out of a D.C. Restaurant By Josh Hilgenberg September 25, 2018 | 11:26am
  • For the First Time, a Texas Senate Poll Shows Beto O'Rourke Leading Ted Cruz politics For the First Time, a Texas Senate Poll Shows Beto O'Rourke Leading Ted Cruz By Josh Hilgenberg September 20, 2018 | 12:55pm
  • Desperate Ted: Cruz Uses Dirty Trick to Get Texans to Donate to His Campaign politics Desperate Ted: Cruz Uses Dirty Trick to Get Texans to Donate to His Campaign By Jacob Weindling September 17, 2018 | 3:55pm
  • Lyin' Ted Cruz Is at It Again with Deceptive Attack Ad Claiming Beto O'Rourke Likes Burning Flags politics Lyin' Ted Cruz Is at It Again with Deceptive Attack Ad Claiming Beto O'Rourke Likes Burning Flags By Josh Hilgenberg September 5, 2018 | 11:49am
  • Ted Cruz Hits Rock Bottom, Asks Trump for Help Campaigning politics Ted Cruz Hits Rock Bottom, Asks Trump for Help Campaigning By Allison Bolt August 9, 2018 | 11:16am
  • New Poll Shows Beto O'Rourke in a Virtual Dead Heat With Ted Cruz politics New Poll Shows Beto O'Rourke in a Virtual Dead Heat With Ted Cruz By Lizzie Manno April 18, 2018 | 3:08pm
  • There Was a Very Important Moment in Last Night's Bernie Sanders—Ted Cruz Tax Reform Debate politics There Was a Very Important Moment in Last Night's Bernie Sanders—Ted Cruz Tax Reform Debate By Shane Ryan October 19, 2017 | 10:05am
  • Ted Cruz Just Tweeted a Zodiac Killer Image. Let's Respect His Journey. politics Ted Cruz Just Tweeted a Zodiac Killer Image. Let's Respect His Journey. By Jason Rhode October 17, 2017 | 3:30pm
  • Ted Cruz Liked a Porn Video & Life Is Beautiful Again politics Ted Cruz Liked a Porn Video & Life Is Beautiful Again By Jason Rhode September 12, 2017 | 2:16pm
  • Ted Cruz Likes a Porn Video on Twitter, Blames it on a Staffer politics Ted Cruz Likes a Porn Video on Twitter, Blames it on a Staffer By Eric McAdams September 12, 2017 | 12:20pm
  • The Funniest Tweets About Ted Cruz's Twitter Porn Gaffe comedy The Funniest Tweets About Ted Cruz's Twitter Porn Gaffe By Garrett Martin September 12, 2017 | 11:40am
  • Here is Al Franken's Glorious Burn of Ted Cruz politics Here is Al Franken's Glorious Burn of Ted Cruz By Paste Staff May 24, 2017 | 2:45pm
  • Squawking Heads: Everything You media Squawking Heads: Everything You "Missed" in the Sunday Morning Political Talk Shows By Caitlin Bladt March 20, 2017 | 7:01pm
  • politics Will Ted Cruz's Cowardly Endorsement of Trump Hurt the Zodiac Killer's Brand? By Shane Ryan September 23, 2016 | 4:15pm
  • politics Report: Ted Cruz Expected to Endorse Donald Trump By Cameron Wade September 23, 2016 | 2:33pm
  • The Republican National Convention was a Disaster, but Ted Cruz is No Hero politics The Republican National Convention was a Disaster, but Ted Cruz is No Hero By Ben Gran July 22, 2016 | 2:00pm
  • Conventional Wisdom: How the RNC Rewrote the Script politics Conventional Wisdom: How the RNC Rewrote the Script By Matt Brennan July 22, 2016 | 9:45am
  • Watch Michelle Branch Sing comedy Watch Michelle Branch Sing "Goodbye, Ted Cruz" on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee By Paste Staff May 10, 2016 | 10:30am
  • Samantha Bee Bids Cruz Adieu, Shows How the Election is Like Back to the Future comedy Samantha Bee Bids Cruz Adieu, Shows How the Election is Like Back to the Future By Paste Staff May 10, 2016 | 10:02am
  • The Church Lady Returns to SNL to Interview Ted Cruz and Donald Trump comedy The Church Lady Returns to SNL to Interview Ted Cruz and Donald Trump By Paste Staff May 8, 2016 | 12:40pm
  • politics Did Ted Cruz's Father Help Kill JFK? "Probably," Says Trump By Shane Ryan May 3, 2016 | 1:05pm
  • politics Ted Cruz, Somehow Getting Weirder, Suggests That Heckler at His Rally Should Be Spanked By Shane Ryan May 2, 2016 | 3:18pm
  • Eight Things From The Presidential Primaries That We Won’t Miss One Bit politics Eight Things From The Presidential Primaries That We Won’t Miss One Bit By Ben Gran May 2, 2016 | 10:15am
  • politics Ted Cruz, Having Lost the Republican Race, Names Running Mate Because Why the Hell Not? By Shane Ryan April 27, 2016 | 2:53pm
  • The Cruz-Kasich politics The Cruz-Kasich "Beat Trump" Alliance is a Bad Idea, and it's Getting Worse By Shane Ryan April 25, 2016 | 2:19pm
  • No Matter What Happens at the Convention, the Republican Party is Screwed politics No Matter What Happens at the Convention, the Republican Party is Screwed By Benjamin Gran April 21, 2016 | 3:40pm
  • Ted Cruz Just Released the Political Ad to Beat All Political Ads politics Ted Cruz Just Released the Political Ad to Beat All Political Ads By Shane Ryan April 21, 2016 | 1:05pm
  • An Intricately Detailed, Scientific Explanation of Why Ted Cruz Sucks politics An Intricately Detailed, Scientific Explanation of Why Ted Cruz Sucks By Ben Gran April 18, 2016 | 10:00am
  • politics Ted Cruz's College Roommate Just Twitter-Burned Him Really, Really Hard By Shane Ryan April 13, 2016 | 12:45pm
  • Hello From the Other Side: An Aussie View of the Batshit GOP Primary Race politics Hello From the Other Side: An Aussie View of the Batshit GOP Primary Race By Greg Phillips April 6, 2016 | 10:45am
  • politics The National Enquirer Claims Ted Cruz Has Had FIVE Affairs By Zach Blumenfeld March 25, 2016 | 1:57pm
  • politics Does Paul Ryan Suddenly Care About Poor People, Or is He Gearing Up For a Presidential Run? By Shane Ryan March 24, 2016 | 1:24pm
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  • Cruz vs. Trump: Who’s Best for America? politics Cruz vs. Trump: Who’s Best for America? By Eni Mihilli March 15, 2016 | 3:05pm
  • Eight Political Myths That Were Shattered in the Primaries This Week politics Eight Political Myths That Were Shattered in the Primaries This Week By Brogan Morris March 11, 2016 | 9:45am
  • 7 Spin-Off TV Show Ideas For When The GOP Debates End comedy 7 Spin-Off TV Show Ideas For When The GOP Debates End By Grant Pardee March 8, 2016 | 2:02pm
  • Watch SNL Mock the GOP and the Last Week in Politics comedy Watch SNL Mock the GOP and the Last Week in Politics By Paste Staff March 6, 2016 | 10:03am
  • 13 Insightful Things You Can Say At Your Super Tuesday Party comedy 13 Insightful Things You Can Say At Your Super Tuesday Party By Grant Pardee March 1, 2016 | 11:30am
  • Trump, Cruz and the Dangers of the New GOP Asshole politics Trump, Cruz and the Dangers of the New GOP Asshole By Jed Gottlieb February 4, 2016 | 1:25pm
  • A Teenage Ted Cruz Reveals His Aspirations in High School Video comedy A Teenage Ted Cruz Reveals His Aspirations in High School Video By Paste Staff January 24, 2016 | 12:59pm
  • comedy Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Will Get His Own One-Hour Election Special By Zach Blumenfeld January 21, 2016 | 1:01pm

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