Hotel Intel: Zion Ponderosa Ranch Resort, Utah

When I was a child, my parents insisted on taking my sister and I on camping vacations. I think it was more for the cheap accommodations than a love of the outdoors.
Most of my memories from those vacations include me complaining—forget the fun we had trying to pitch the tent, the camaraderie that exists between strangers roughing it together, and how good it feels to get back on that property at the end of the day.
And after years of modern high-end hotels, or at least hotels with room service, I’d completely underestimated the coziness of a simple cabin you can call your own for even a short amount of time.
That is, until I entered Zion Ponderosa Ranch Resort in Utah at the more appreciative age of 30.
First Impressions

This seemingly never-ending winding road ends eventually, I promise. After a few false alarms, you finally reach an iron arch that says, “Zion Ponderosa Ranch & Resort.” It’s the stereotypical camp entrance sign, just a little nicer, and it’s fitting for the experience you’re about to embark on—camp, but a little nicer.
Driving under it and onto the property, I was immediately awash with memories of my childhood—camping with my parents on ranches and in the woods filled with families and activities.
A wooden welcome sign points you to guest check-in, but first you drive past cabins that surround this part of property and an outdoor mini golf course that sits in the middle of it. You’ll immediately make a mental note of your plans for later.
A large wood lodge labeled “Zion Ponderosa” sits just past it. There’s a gazebo on the left of it and the check-in sign over a door right in the middle.
Walk in to be immediately overwhelmed by lots of … things. Campy (literally) souvenirs like lanterns and mood rings are on the left (I was always “cheerful,” which was accurate), as is a fireplace, while reception and a grocery section wait on the right. Depending on who’s attending the desk, you’ll either gets lots of useful tips about the property and Zion National Park, which is a 15-minute drive away, or nothing but your key (or tent information), which is really all you need right now.
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