Boardwalk Empire: “Havre de Grace” (Episode 4.11)
Photo by Craig Blankenhorn, courtesy of HBO
The last few episodes of Boardwalk Empire had been heating up until it looked like the season was ready to boil over, but the strange, disappointing and slow to the point of pain “Havre de Grace” put that to a quick stop. Not that it didn’t phone in the requisite number of killings to fulfill Boardwalk’s episodic quota, but they came about in such a lazy, forced fashion that it stood in marked contrast to what we’d seen most recently. More than anything, it felt like the show’s writers overestimated the amount of time their stories would need this season and ended up with an extra episode of space to fill before the season’s finale. Instead of an exciting drive to the conclusion, we’re given this dull lurch forward.
In many episodes of Boardwalk Empire, it feels like there’s so much plot moving that summarizing what happens is a fool’s errand (which isn’t to say I don’t try), but not so here. “Havre” was split very evenly into three stories, and even within these stories not too much really happens. The fact of the matter is that Boardwalk Empire simply isn’t very good when it moves slowly. Its characters rarely verge beyond archetypal, and pretending that Eli or Chalky have depth that they simply don’t possess can be torturous. I appreciate the fact that Boardwalk Empire is not an action movie. It’s not supposed to be fast, and its pacing can sometimes work to the show’s benefit, but there has to be a payoff. In an episode like this, though, each story moved very directly from one major plot point to the next. In all, it was 10 to 12 minutes of plot development in an hour of screentime, much of which was devoted to what is far and away the show’s worst storyline.
Of course I’m speaking about Gillian Darmody here, and while we’re offered more than usual this time out, it wasn’t in a good way. Gillian gives up on Tommy and agrees to sell her mansion, and it isn’t long before Roy proposes to her. Soon afterwards, though, he has an altercation in a parking lot and seemingly kills a man. Consoling him, Gillian confesses to have murdered a man in the place of her son, at which point Roy reveals he was lying the whole time and he was working as a detective. Presumably we will learn more about who her victim was soon, and perhaps this will make more sense, but at the moment it seems as if someone paid truly insane amounts of money in order to have Roy pose as a wealthy businessman and court Gillian and then, on the off chance she confesses, nail her with the charge. Why would they possibly believe she would confess, let alone right there and right then? It’s an insane, expensive plan that throws any sense of realism so far out of the show that it’s no longer in the same continent. Yes, it’s a twist, but a stupider one would be difficult to pull out. The fact that Gillian herself is impossible to empathize with, and that her fate at this point seems to bear no weight on the rest of the show in any way whatsoever, and we have a truly obnoxious third of an episode (or, to be more accurate, much more because of how much time this has taken throughout the season).