12 Iconic Quotes from Varys of Game of Thrones

Varys is—and has always been—one of the most fascinating characters on Game of Thrones, and without a doubt, the most enigmatic. With his network of spies, the Spider knows all, but tells very little. Many times, it’s difficult to determine whether Varys is good or actually the embodiment of evil, but as the series goes on, the layers of his personality come to light. Here are 12 iconic from the character, portrayed to perfect effect by the great Conleth Hill.
1. On blessings in disguise
“A blessing, then. I suffered an early mutilation myself. Some doors close forever, others open in most unexpected places.”
In a tête-à-tête with Ned Stark, Varys asks him how Bran is doing, after the tragic fall (or push). Ned informs him that he will never walk again, but his mind is sound.
2. On the chessboard
“Delay, you say. Move fast, I reply. This is no longer a game for two players.”
In a conversation with Ilyrio Mopatis, overheard by Arya, Ilyrio and Varys plot the future of the throne.
3. On the location of… his testicles
“Do you know I have no idea where they are? And we had been so close.”
Littlefinger pokes fun at Varys being castrated, asking him if he has his testicles stored away. Varys responds with his usual sharp wit and elegance.
4. On trust
“Why is it no one ever trusts the eunuch?”
When Varys sneaks in the dungeon to visit Ned Stark, he brings him some water to drink. Ned doesn’t trust it, calling on Varys to taste test it. It’s true, it’s hard to trust Varys, but as he slowly reveals later in the series, perhaps he is the most reliable.
5. On power
“Power resides where men believe it resides. It’s a trick. A shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow.”
As the small council grows smaller with Tyrion as Hand, Varys and Tyrion grow closer. Varys, impressed by Tyrion’s intelligence, poses him a riddle, and answers it with this inspiring response.