The Slow Evolution of Stoners on TV
CBS Broadcasting, Inc.
Brooding men like Rust Cohle (Matthew McConaughey) take contemplative sips from their whiskey tumblers; stylish, middle-aged yummy mummies like Madeline Mackenzie (Reese Witherspoon) twirl their cocktail glasses; and teen crowds go wild on cheap beer and shots. And, for the most part, TV drunk doesn’t immediately equate to staggeringly stupid—in fact, it’s probably safe to say a fair percentage of TV characters could be classified as functioning alcoholics. Most TV characters who opt to smoke a joint on occasion aren’t granted the same type of dignity, though. In most cases, you can count on them losing more credibility, likability—oh, and intellect—with every toke. Gone is your favorite character, and out comes the inarticulate, cerebrally stunted buffoon.
Until recently, the broadcast networks have opted to keep the stigma that has followed joint smokers around since before hippie culture was born, reinforcing tired old stereotypes. Moderately boozing characters’ personalities don’t suddenly, drastically change just because they’ve had a couple of Cosmopolitans, but if broadcasting TV is anything to go by, a few hits from a joint often result in a complete loss of one’s identity. Inhale through the “green chimney,” and exhale all your brain cells—as seems to be the motto of New Girl’s cute, funny, but entirely over-the-top weed-themed episode, “A Chill Day In.”
When psychologist Joan (Dianne Wiest), on CBS’s Life in Pieces, discovers dispensary edibles, to use another example, she channels her inner Woodstock moves, grooves and fashion sense before the wrath of ganja-induced paranoia prompts her to swear off weed forever. It’s been more than fifty years since the flower power generation became the face of marijuana culture, and you’re seriously telling me that smokers haven’t found music to identify with other than the type that caters to hookah-smoking caterpillars and those fighting against, or waiting for, The Man? I mean, I’ll be the first to agree that many of today’s tunes don’t hold up against the sounds of the Sixties, but by making these associations, networks such as CBS keep the marijuana narrative stuck in the past instead of embracing the present.
In Big Bang Theory’s “Adhesive Duck Deficiency,” Leonard (Johnny Galecki), Raj (Kunal Nayyar) and Howard (Simon Helberg) unknowingly accept a bag of weed cookies from two grannies wearing Grateful Dead T-shirts, because, obviously, that’s what all marijuana enthusiasts look like. Seth (Adam Brody) turns into the clichéd high-school burn-out who finds great entertainment in a blue screen in The O.C.’s “The Pot Stirrer.” Two gummies have some pretty traumatizing effects on Modern Family’s Phil (Ty Burrell) and Mitchell (Jesse Taylor Ferguson) at “The Party.”
I moved to Holland when I was a teen and, like most teens, I found myself smitten by the coffee shop concept. The stoners I knew, knew how to party; they didn’t just spend their days slouching out in comfortable booths munching, red-eyed and smiling. One of my favorite haunts actually doubled as one of the places for live acts and serious dance-floor action. It was a haven—a place where people got their buzz and their dance on without acting like horny teenagers with underdeveloped social skills.
Out of a room full of ganja-enthusiasts, there was maybe one guy wearing a tie-dye shirt, and I doubt he knew who the Grateful Dead were. Most of them knew how to string together entire sentences without the overuse of “like” and “dude” and, believe it or not, you could have actual conversations with them. They were nothing like the potheads I’d seen on TV, and I was starting to realize that a lot of U.S. TV series mirrored the German attitudes I had happily escaped.