Modern Family (Ep. 2.14 – “Bixby’s Back”)

Modern Family tackled that great American Hallmark holiday—Valentine’s Day—in last night’s episode, trying to bring a few laughs to a day that’s usually filled with boring cliches.
Since Feb. 14 is a mandatory date night for couples, the adult members of the Pritchett and Dunphy clans separately make reservations at Ibiza, the hottest restaurant in town. Phil (Ty Burrell) and Claire (Julie Bowen) Dunphy are up for a quiet dinner out to make up for last year’s embarrassing Valentine’s Day—when Claire gets stuck on a hotel escalator wearing nothing but a trenchcoat and runs into her father and his wife.
So fast-forward a year and Phil and Claire laugh about using their alter egos Clive Bixby and Juliana (as strangers who meet at the aforementioned hotel’s bar for an anonymous tryst). But as Claire looks around at their dining companions (at the 6:30 seating), she notices a generational difference. “Now this how you do V-Day,” Phil goofily gushes, to which she retorts, “Except most of these people could have been here on V-E day.”
Claire decides that they’re too young to retire Clive Bixby, and another hotel rendezvous is planned during dinner. This year, however, Phil’s the one caught with his pants down. And while it wasn’t exactly a surprising scenario—a case of mistaken hotel rooms—Burrell makes the most of it with his deft timing and ease with physical comedy.
Meanwhile, Jay (Ed O’Neill) and Gloria (Sofía Vergara)—Claire’s dad and her nubile, Columbian stepmom—are also at Ibiza under false pretenses. Jay screwed up Valentine’s Day plans last year, so this year he’s hired a catering company to prepare a five-course meal at home. While the trip to Ibiza is a rouse, Gloria also has a trick or two up her sleeve. She’s ultra competitive and is
determined to “win Valentine’s Day.”
Jay’s son Mitchell (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) and his partner Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) are also out for the holiday, but their date is broken up by an argument over which one of them Mitchell’s assistant has a crush on. The segment wasn’t great, but Ferguson and Stonestreet can turn a weak phrase on its ear with the cock of an eyebrow. These two are just fun to watch.