New Girl: “Eggs” (Episode 2.09)

You know you’ve created a great cast of characters in a sitcom when one of the highlights of an episode, maybe even the season, is watching one of the characters read to the others. It doesn’t hurt that Z is for Zombie, the zombie romance novel which Nick spent only 14 hours writing, is hilarious on its own, filled with a word search that has no actual words (keep looking, ya idiots!) But even if Winston was reading the phonebook to Nick, Jess and Schmidt, it seems like the writers would make it something worth watching. Nick would probably make fun of the names, while Schmidt would create histories for every person and Jess would probably create voices based on names alone.
This may seem like a stretch, but the writers of New Girl have created five characters that are so much fun to be around and watch just hang out, that they could do almost anything and turn it into a successful episode. This is of course thanks to great writers who have these characters down, and game actors who make every line seem like they could potentially be made up on the spot. When it comes to Nick and Schmidt, it’s hard to tell where the script ends and the improvising begins.
As great as Nick and Schmidt can be, especially this season, it’s sometimes easy to forget that Jess is supposed to be the main character—also a sign of a great ensemble. After a visit from her lesbian friends Sadie and Melissa, played by the episode’s writer Kay Cannon, both Jess and Cece are worried that the time for their eggs is running out. Also under time restraints is Nick, who starts and finishes his zombie novel after going to the zoo drunk to apparently be like Ernest Hemingway. But it’s clear that when Nick says he needs to eat his way out of a sandwich house, he’s not really sure what being like Hemingway means. During all of this, Winston is constantly trying to get sleep, as his nightly position at the radio station has given him an adjusted schedule, one that doesn’t match well with the antics of the rest of the group.