Rake: “Cancer” (Episode 1.03)

After Keegan slow-rolled his full house during the pilot’s poker game, I’ve been waiting—rooting, really—for him to receive his karmic payback. Kee keeps winning at cards in “Cancer,” but it’s fitting, and satisfying that the only thing he’s genuinely good at (lawyering still doesn’t count) is the thing that gets him into the most trouble. In the opening scene, Kee manages to pick off skater Tony Hawk’s bluff, but rubs it in to the degree that Tony refuses to take part in Kee’s kid’s school auction. This poker compulsion seems to zero in on Kee’s true nature: the cockiness and tell-detecting that pays off in cards is more in line with his personality than the womanizing the title insists upon. I suspect they really wanted to call this show Maverick, but the name (if not that character’s slow-hand ways) was taken.
Rake got a late start on the season and faces an uphill battle to secure an audience with the Olympics starting up in Sochi. Perhaps the idea with the poker was to attract men desperately avoiding eye contact with figure skating, but the episode primarily continues to play up Kee’s female appeal. The problem is the women in the series—from his ex, Maddy, to call girl Mikki, from secretary Leanne to Debbie, the casino owner Kee owes money to—all seem to want to mother him more than go to bed with him. Even his client makes him chocolate chip cookies (continuing the food-payment motif—3/3 so far!).
At least the client actually is a mother, though with a name like Carol Grady, she’s a hair off the perfect TV mom. The Grady bunch is just two boys, the younger of whom apparently has cancer. Turns out the cancer is just an insurance scam, as Mom has an addiction to the slots, losing hundreds of thousands of dollars (insurance companies are so naïve). Leanne gets in a good line when the wheelchair-bound bald kid freaks Kee out: “You know, fake cancer is even less contagious than real cancer.” There seems like there might be a genuine mystery for a while as to who’s scamming who, but mom is just in serious denial about her own gambling habit, so the only surprise is how Kee will get her out of this mess.