The Funniest Tweets of the Week

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The Funniest Tweets of the Week

Ah, okay, so, it’s that day again, the one after all the stuff that happened and before all the other stuff that’s gonna happen. And here’s this, my paragraph either looking back to the last one or forward to the next one, or both. And then, below it, the tweets, so small and innocent, little capsules of time, like bits of amber with mosquitos in them, and there’s blood inside those mosquitos, and there’s DNA in that blood, the DNA of some truly awful virus that, when reintroduced to the real world, will turn our eyes to mush and our brains to an even mushier mush, and they’ll have to identify you by the less-mushy contours of your teeth. Fun! Here we go:

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