Ah, okay, so, it’s that day again, the one after all the stuff that happened and before all the other stuff that’s gonna happen. And here’s this, my paragraph either looking back to the last one or forward to the next one, or both. And then, below it, the tweets, so small and innocent, little capsules of time, like bits of amber with mosquitos in them, and there’s blood inside those mosquitos, and there’s DNA in that blood, the DNA of some truly awful virus that, when reintroduced to the real world, will turn our eyes to mush and our brains to an even mushier mush, and they’ll have to identify you by the less-mushy contours of your teeth. Fun! Here we go:
Nice try, Hades. pic.twitter.com/AxmuPRXm83
— Liz (@aeglethusa) November 6, 2017
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Carter Page looks at an opportunity to place himself in serious legal jeopardy. pic.twitter.com/uliHpShTDY
— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) November 7, 2017
america’s most famous libertarian politician blowing his leaves onto his neighbor’s lawn is just perfect
— Nick Baumann (@NickBaumann) November 6, 2017
The whole GOP loves Milkshake racist, the racist senate candidate who also loves milkshakes. 5 seconds later we regret to inform you the racist is also a pedophile.
5 seconds later The whole GOP loves Pedophile racist
— JG ???? (@JuliusGoat) November 10, 2017
[sees a teen chewing gum] No need to hog the wad, boy! Mightn’t I have a chew??