The Funniest Tweets About Kellyanne Conway’s Collusion Flashcards

Fully aware that everybody’s already made up their mind one way or another on the issue, Trump’s counselor—and apparently aspiring first-grade teacher—Kellyanne Conway took to Fox News to explain Trump Jr.’s recent email scandal. Because nothing matters anymore—and because we’re all apparently six years old—Kellyanne decided to defend Jr. using flashcards. And not flashcards that make any damn sense mind you. She used nonsensical “joke” cards that could only have been written mid-stroke.

Fox tweeted the segment because it apparently convinced them of Jr. and his father’s innocence.

.@KellyannePolls: “What’s the conclusion? Collusion? No, we don’t have that yet.” #Hannitypic.twitter.com/hWLQ9WPpc3

— Fox News (@FoxNews) July 13, 2017

But for the rest of Twitter, they had a field day ripping those massive flashcards apart.

What I imagine is @KellyannePolls inner monologue every single time she’s on camera. #kellyanneconway#RussianCollusionpic.twitter.com/leYIYNqwZW

— Laura Ann Hawk (@LauraSaysNada) July 13, 2017

#kellyanneconwaypic.twitter.com/ohpry04WT8

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— Ms Behavin (@MyModernManners) July 13, 2017

#KellyAnneConway#ChrisChristie#Trump#MAGA#GOP#Traitors#Russiapic.twitter.com/znoEtdXO4a

— arconaut (@the_arconaut) July 13, 2017

#kellyanneconway#nicklebackpic.twitter.com/7NFMtp815Z

— Zodiac Cruz (@cruzdogzodiac) July 13, 2017

#kellyanneconway is a horrible spokesperson but perhaps maybe her talents lay elsewhere (she did forget the hat though). pic.twitter.com/UGPg5GVOWB

— Craig Steven Woods (@CraigStevnWoods) July 13, 2017

#KellyCards#KellysCards#KellyAnneFlashCards#TrumpJr#TrumpRussia#kellyanneconwaypic.twitter.com/225nYXD6CR

— EGCollins (@EGCollins) July 13, 2017

Kellyanne: “Who’s hotter? Young Biden or young McCain?”#kellyscards#kellyanneconway#KellyAnneFlashCards#kellycardspic.twitter.com/ZltT10K7mL

— Devin Duke, PhD (@sirDukeDevin) July 13, 2017

Am I too late? nah… #kellyanneconway#trumppic.twitter.com/h5C8grL3U7

— kellyandscreech (@kellyandscreech) July 13, 2017

#kellyanneconway I wonder if in future interviews she’ll be doing power point presentations? https://t.co/GAvTHnaq4z

— Mike Westmoreland (@BumblingMike) July 13, 2017

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#KellyAnneConway#KellysCardspic.twitter.com/H7w98gFK9A

— Brian P-C (@AlbertB_71) July 13, 2017

Glad someone bought #kellyanneconway a dictionary so she knows the difference between collusion and the illusion that she’s truthful.

— Gary Nickerson (@ComQuest) July 13, 2017

#kellyanneconway#illusionpic.twitter.com/hGI1BuRSMY

— Ryan Nikolaus (@RyanNikolaus) July 13, 2017

It’s how #kellyanneconway has been teaching Trump to read. #kellyscards

— neen (@the_ns) July 13, 2017

#kellyanneconwaypic.twitter.com/fxfg3Y3zxS

— driftglass (@Mr_Electrico) July 13, 2017

#kellyanneconway

Specious

Fallacious

— Tom Sabourin (@nuborasi) July 13, 2017

#kellyanneconway

Subterfuge

Not-so-huge

— Tom Sabourin (@nuborasi) July 13, 2017

@KellyannePolls#kellyanneconway#kellyannecards#KellyAnneFlashCardspic.twitter.com/Jd6KWDdlpn

— Tony (@jaxtonypiper) July 13, 2017

And grown ups. #kellyanneconwaypic.twitter.com/JBdEnIR5Fy

— Aaron Irizarry (@aaroni) July 13, 2017

We better call in the coast guard! #kellyscards#kellyanneconway#KellyAnneFlashCards#AmIDoingThisRightpic.twitter.com/Ea9l3OBNZG

— Nate (@TheNotDoctor) July 13, 2017

#kellyanneconway is so brave. pic.twitter.com/Qe2WxFOHjj

— Kimberly Brusk (@peaceforus4ever) July 13, 2017

Shocking they let #kellyanneconway on air with this. pic.twitter.com/WREB1Ot2ag

— astro grok ???? (@__grok__) grok/status/885342640115294208″>July 13, 2017

Hey @KellyannePolls I fixed it for you #kellyanneconway#kellyannecardspic.twitter.com/KGvW0nvz6j

— Yonathan Seleshi (@yonathanseleshi) July 13, 2017