The Funniest Tweets of the Week
Photo by John-Michael Bond
Coming back to work from a four day weekend can be hard on the soul. Thankfully this week was full of treats for the heart and mind alike. Uber-rich pedophile Jeffrey Epstein was arrested for sex trafficking, which isn’t funny but is incredible for humanity. On a lighter note, hundreds of thousands of Americans signed up to storm the gates of Area 51 and see just what is going on inside. We got a rare chance to ride the ying and yang of the news cycle this week, with both extremes being good news for once.
So let’s take one last victory lap around the last seven days with the gift of laughter. Here are the funniest Tweets from the last week. Read them while you figure out how to get to Nevada in September.
When I was 18 I made a fetlife account to meet other queer people and I thought watersports meant like jetskiing and tubing so as a joke I put that I was into it and for like a full year people sent me messages about piss and I had no idea why.
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) July 7, 2019
I’m an empath and by empath I mean whenever someone else is feeling sad I decided to also feel sad and make it about myself
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) July 7, 2019
FRIENDS title sequence but Ross drowns
(I’m unemployed) pic.twitter.com/zxeQEkYWDG
— Ryan Mazer (@ryan_mazer) July 6, 2019
just found out the guy im dating is married. wild. i always just thought he was doing a bad borat impression.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) July 7, 2019