The Best Tweets of the Week
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Remember when that couple of 50 or 60 year old white folks stood outside their old museum-looking mansion with a pistol and a machine gun while a peaceful protest marched by? That was this week. It might feel like it was a few months ago, but nope, it just happened. 2020 has ruined, disrupted, or undermined pretty much every part of life, but its biggest victim of all was time. We’re moving at light speed while not going anywhere at all. It’s fucked, and sometimes the only thing you can really do about it is make dumb jokes on Twitter. So here are the best of those dumb weeks from this week—the funniest, smartest, sharpest things we’ve seen on the dumb social media app since last Friday. Check ‘em out and remember to follow everyone of these folks if you’re on Twitter yourself.
someone said Willy Wonka is just Saw for children and I’ve never heard something so controversial yet so brave
— rad dad (@ohemgeeijizzed) June 26, 2020
I will if he promises not to pour water over it https://t.co/HO2NdjExps
— Mohanad?? (@MohanadElshieky) June 27, 2020
Ugh. And he was my primary care physician, too. pic.twitter.com/7zu1XZ7Uty
— todd levin (@toddlevin) June 27, 2020
Thomas Jefferson writing the Declaration of Independence is the absolute #1 fake-woke bro post of ALL TIME FIGHT ME.
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) June 28, 2020
I miss the old days when a Karen was just the woman who flushed all OUR COCAINE DOWN THE TOILET, KAREN. WHY DID YOU DO THAT KAREN? THAT WAS WORTH $60,000 THAT WAS ALL THE MONEY WE HAD, KAREN! WHY DID YOU DO THAT? WHY? OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.
— karms (@IanKarmel) June 28, 2020