The Funniest Tweets of the Week
Photo by John-Michael Bond
I’ve got to say, I thought there would be more jokes about impeachment this week. But instead the Gods of Twitter realized it’s going to be a long and exhausting process, saving those funny Tweets for later as this drags on for months. Lets take one more week to pretend the next year of Presidential election coverage isn’t going to be exhausting enough and enjoy the quiet. It’s nice in here. We even included a funny kid video. Enjoy.
how white women coddle each other when one of them has been “accidentally racist” on the timeline https://t.co/ihiSOnyu6P
— hot girl midsommar (@Ianakane) September 22, 2019
I was telling my roommate a story about how once back in the day I peed AND vomited on myself at a bar and she was like “it happens to the best of us!” and I was like no it absolutely does not
— Samm Severin (@waitressboner) September 20, 2019
my favorite small talk thing to do with trust fund kids in Los Angeles is ask “so what do you do for work?” and watch them try to come up with something.
— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) September 19, 2019
My favorite drink is “whichever tequila, not the well one. Like, just one better than that.”
— …of the Beaverton Karmels (@IanKarmel) September 20, 2019
Las Vegas is like if Miami followed through on all the plans it made while on coke.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 21, 2019