Two words for you: Baby Yoda. The streaming wars started with off with a bang as Disney+ finally launched this week, cracking open the vault and unleashing the avalanche of squirreled away childhood memories (remember when they would threaten to take The Great Mouse Detective away if you didn’t buy their giant VHSs?). While The Great Mouse Detective is, in fact, the greatest Disney classic, their new Star Wars-based original series, “The Mandalorian,” was the talk of the town for bringing us a Baby Yoda. Gaze upon this green face and read these funny tweets and have yourself a happy Friday.
Jennifer Connelly: Is she mean or does she just have straight hair?
Joe Biden said stop smoking those jazz cigarettes guys and dolls, ya might wake up wondering who put the bop in YOUR bop she bop which is a real humdinger of a situation.
my boss: you’re 30 minutes late me: yes punish me daddy
— Jane Harrison (turkey version) (@MeJaneYouShutUp) November 19, 2019
Weed has gotten so fancy in Los Angeles that I recently picked up what I thought was a container of anti-wrinkle cream to discover it was actually a gram of “Joy”
It startles me when i use the Sephora to slather my lizard chin in creams and potions and an employee asks if I need help , jessica absolutely yes but not from you
I thought I was brushing correctly but my dentist told me I’m “a complete jackass, a real piece of shit.” The good news is it turns out I was brushing correctly though.
Wrong. Deranged. Balloon above bed? Tiger skin rug? Fire burning at full blast? Bowl full of mush cooling on bedside table? Lights on???? This rabbit lives like Caroline Calloway. This rabbit has 9,000 unread texts. This rabbit stapled the curtains up like that months ago. https://t.co/xCfRhwW7fe
Just left therapy. Was feeling down about myself, insecure, etc…then I took one look at this little guy. Now, I’m on top of the fucking world, bitch pic.twitter.com/Xkl5KGrxms
