Last night something magical happened. The president fell asleep or had a stroke or got distracted or whatever mid-tweet and for a brief shining hour we were all bound up in a shared sensation of—joy, was it? Wonder, perhaps? A temporary rush of relief that everything is indeed as totally harebrained as we thought? Whatever it was, it happened and we were there for it, together. If it happens again we will be there again. If it doesn’t, well, we will always have #covfefe, and these tweets to remind us…
right now white house on call paramedics are trying to bust down the bathroom door while trump strokes out on the toilet
— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) May 31, 2017
Oh shit. What did this just activate? https://t.co/FnvNxPOZ5k
— jeremy scahill (@jeremyscahill) May 31, 2017
i did not think it was possible to do a bad covfefe tweet and yet pic.twitter.com/MRsmBION5x
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) May 31, 2017
Kathy Griffin: Tonight, I have all of Twitter paying attention to me!@realDonaldTrump: Hold my #covfefe.
— Victoria Cliett (@VictoriaCliett1) May 31, 2017
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) May 31, 2017
Ask not what your covfefe can do for youvafoo,
Ask what youvefefe can dovefe your covefefetry.— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) May 31, 2017
alien: covfefe. anyone do this one yet? nothing feels good anymore
— ? (@anamericangod) May 31, 2017
Covfefe twitter is the fastest I’ve ever gone from delighted to exhausted
— Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) May 31, 2017
lovfefeoks like sovefefemebody cravfefecked ofefepen a cocfefeold one with the bovfefeys
— Jacob Clifton ???? (@jacobtwop) May 31, 2017
(no longer able to think of any more tweets with “covfefe” in them) okay covfefe sucks now. it’s played out and I hate it
— gabagool: the movie (@jimpjorps) May 31, 2017
— a baseball bat (@sarahjeong) May 31, 2017
Nevertheless, he covfefe’d
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 31, 2017
ahhhhh tried to make fun of the Trump tweet but accidentally called all my female followers mom
— Fogle Liberator (@ByYourLogic) May 31, 2017
RIP Trump, died while doing a monstrous shit in the Presidential Bathroom and his face landed on his phone and hit ‘send’ on a tweet
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) May 31, 2017
Cracking Open a Covfefe With the Boys
— Matt Kim (@LawofTD) May 31, 2017
Can’t a guy watch a single Young Pope without another fucking meme outbreak
— Dan Abromowitz (@AnnDabromowitz) May 31, 2017
Weird that the entire executive branch is fast asleep by 12:39
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) May 31, 2017