It was the week of the orb, the bodyslam and the Kushner revelations. It was the week Trump rode a golf cart behind his fellow G7 leaders and got scowled at by the Pope. it was the week of Sean Spicer’s royal snub and the week our idiot president threatened to stop importing German cars which are already manufactured in the US. It was the week he didn’t tweet all that much and then finally started tweeting again. It was… not a terrible week? Though by most other measures it was a pretty terrible week. Well, it’s over now. “Chug-chug,” goes the train to the future. Chug-chug, chug-chug. Here are the good tweets, everybody.
he’s just not there. there’s nothing going on in that head. pic.twitter.com/dvUDznjvae
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) May 26, 2017
this is the funniest fucking shit ive ever read in my entire goddamn life pic.twitter.com/PJts0y8BeY
— i’m gay people (@shdysufjantweet) May 26, 2017
I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I’m dying
Hello Dying my name’s Dad— Dan Abromowitz (@AnnDabromowitz) May 26, 2017
Extremely powerful stuff pic.twitter.com/ERJ8oo7aMt
— stefan (@boring_as_heck) May 25, 2017
Never forget Alex Jones once posted before and after pictures to sell a supplement in which he barely changed but just got redder pic.twitter.com/Ls3wfAoOAZ
— Woko Haram (@Wokieleaksalt) May 25, 2017
i think it was generous of mark zuckerberg to address this year’s graduating class of monopoly men pic.twitter.com/fkoylm3apn
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) May 25, 2017
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) May 24, 2017
When you post your subtweet. pic.twitter.com/K29opnLbKZ
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) May 24, 2017
dear mom and dad,
birthright is fun.
i have to go now because i have to pee.
love,
jared pic.twitter.com/cGf5q19BRc— josh androsky???? (@ShutUpAndrosky) May 23, 2017
Crazy that a landlord turned out to be a bad president.
— Zach Broussard (@ZachBroussard) May 23, 2017
this guy spam texted me and then begged me to stop after i told him to confirm that hes in love with Jared from Subway pic.twitter.com/c7yfCBT2Y4
— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) May 23, 2017
Dear Holocaust,
It was great hanging out with you. Never change. Have a great summer!
Donnie pic.twitter.com/TnQbBtbv51— Matt Christman (@cushbomb) May 23, 2017
Lemme just whatsapp ISIS and tell them to chill out Piers, one sec https://t.co/qc6DGE3MyE
— x (@babyygrill) May 23, 2017
the cosby rape trial is gonna be a real case of he said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she said she
— jamie loftus (@hamburgerphone) May 22, 2017
Ever since Trump touched the orb his arms have been getting longer pic.twitter.com/ennXKeaRQi
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) May 22, 2017