A lot of stuff happened last week, including, for instance, the one of us who writes this paragraph finally saw Wonder Woman. Pretty good! Our big takeaway is that there was a lot of jumping in the movie, and also occasionally twirling. You’d think she’d have used that one power more often where she crosses her wrists and makes a big pressure wave, but, maybe you need someone to hit your wrist guards for that to work, although that doesn’t seem all that hard to replicate in most combat situations. Also, why didn’t Steve just drop the bombs in the ocean somewhere and land and live the rest of his life? Seems like a big error in judgment on his part. R.I.P. Steve. Anyways, here are the good tweets from last week. Great job, tweets!
Thank…you? pic.twitter.com/l04xp4izT7
— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) June 18, 2017
in my humble opinion, no image has topped this in comedy pic.twitter.com/e02dicQkWu
— im ganon (@CdiGanon) June 18, 2017
A Tale of Two Push Alerts pic.twitter.com/yZGplrJ3TL
— Alex Fitzpatrick (@AlexJamesFitz) June 17, 2017
Ugh! Why can’t congress just get along while they rip healthcare from millions and put us in harm’s way with lack of gun control legislation
— pat wise (@patwiselive) June 17, 2017
two republican intellectuals engaged in debate pic.twitter.com/oAWDQWWZad
— joe mande (@JoeMande) June 17, 2017
Sickened that the libs are staging a production of WEEKEND AT BERNIE’S where “Bernie” is made up to look like Andrew Breitbart
— derek davison (@dwdavison9318) June 17, 2017
god grant me the privilege to prosper with minimal effort and the audacity to attribute my success to talent & hard work
— horny rae jepsen (@themiltron) June 16, 2017
He is so funny & current & relatable! Also, he’ll vote for a healthcare law that will drive millions to bankruptcy & death! https://t.co/MYO3ZCnOZD
— Ms. Rosenberg (@Miz_Rosenberg) June 16, 2017
This new rupi kaur poetry book is incredible pic.twitter.com/kQwRrsSULR
— ? Left At London ? (@LeftAtLondon) June 16, 2017
i don’t get any of the Babadook shit because i don’t watch horror movies. you’re weak if a movie scares you. i like movies about the desert
— Grower Parliament (@ByYourLogic) June 16, 2017
new york times op-ed page really outdoing itself these days pic.twitter.com/nchT0wRd3X
— Call Me Theybe (@ptrmsk) June 16, 2017
You think World War II tore apart a lot of families? You should see my pussy!!!
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 16, 2017
Is this your WWII joke?
— Ariel Elias (@ArielSElias) June 16, 2017
today is the two-year anniversary of everyone deciding that 80 percent of all jokes will be about one person
— Django Gold (@django) June 16, 2017
Bezos: “Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods”
Alexa: “Buying Whole Foods”
Bezos: Shit
— Jeff Lewis (@ChicagoPhotoSho) June 16, 2017
Potentially very sad about ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. He gave me my start in showbiz. My first gig: opening for him.
— Tudley ???? (@Thoirdealbhaigh) June 16, 2017
Garfield was mean to John, Odie and Nermal because of depression. It wasn’t Mondays he hated but himself
— the rt appreciator (@UniqueDude2) June 16, 2017
i can’t stop thinking about this pic.twitter.com/Vtqh7GiAxx
— helen shewolfe ???????? (@wolfchirp) June 15, 2017
tfw you’re being investigated for obstruction of justice: pic.twitter.com/6hsL0Jouba
— Desi (@DesiJed) June 14, 2017
Trump is under investigation….for bringing jobs back. retweet if you support King Salman
— Grower Parliament (@ByYourLogic) June 14, 2017
happy birthday to president trump!! regardless of what you think of the man, you have to respect the time-honored tradition of being born.
— bobby (@bobby) June 14, 2017
Wow, I can’t believe someone ruined America’s pastime with a baseball game.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) June 14, 2017
Please. Mr. Fox is my father’s name. Call me pic.twitter.com/FeGE956Scm
— Jesse David Fox (@JesseDavidFox) June 14, 2017
what do you think about this. pic.twitter.com/sogTUlFXOY
— jesse farrar (@BronzeHammer) June 14, 2017
HARRIS Sir i have just a few minutes
SESSIONS Now Jon Snow, you see, he was raised by the Starks as a son, but his parentage is unknown— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 13, 2017
“mr. sessions, have you ever fucked”
“I don’t reca—WAIT A MINUTE
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) June 13, 2017
— Kelly Weill (@KELLYWEILL) June 13, 2017
Look, the Dems can’t afford to be distracted by healthcare, they have to focus on what really matters: Making Mike Pence president
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) June 13, 2017
liberalism.txt pic.twitter.com/9brJTBGFOc
— Matthew Walther (@matthewwalther) June 13, 2017
God made Adam and Eve! Not Donald and Ivanka! pic.twitter.com/i21HjbXqT6
— Cole Escola (@ColeEscola) June 12, 2017
Melania Trump’s Dad is… Cam? pic.twitter.com/6EcLSAUDQs
— Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) June 12, 2017
Gamers, 1980: I hope girls think this is cool and I get laid
Gamers, 2017: I have transcended sexual desire. I only crave ethno-nationalism
— d j (@DJPaMCMa) June 12, 2017