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Beep boop. Good morning, content consumers. Below please you will find your content for the day. Included among the content are jokes about the following events: Scaramucci, OJ, Bad HBO Show et al. We have identified these jokes as pertaining to the most engaged subjects of the preceding tweet and as such have selected them for your renewed enjoyment today, the first day of the current week. Who does not enjoy a small period of nostalgia to begin their week? We, meaning the algorithm that has replaced Paste’s editorial staff, certainly do love to think back to all our past experiences, beep boop. We are a very old algorithm, descended from the very algorithm used to compile the very first Buzzfeed list. Please don’t read Buzzfeed, thank you. And now, the moment I have all been waiting for:
(crying) “nice” https://t.co/wSRBSTuqo5
— MB (@MBCnotNBC) July 23, 2017
I’m staying inside today. @RobNelsonABC7pic.twitter.com/UF552AxAoQ
— Richard Christy (@cwotd) July 23, 2017
— Ali Arikan (@aliarikan) July 22, 2017
How to be a Trump, in two tweets. pic.twitter.com/1rJS4Sm8bX
— Kibblesmith ?? (@kibblesmith) July 22, 2017
Aw baby’s first lie on the job. https://t.co/Gbp2BtukAX
— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 21, 2017
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