The Funniest Tweets of the Week
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Hello, it is Monday again. Did everyone have a good weekend? As for me my weekend was just fine. I saw some live music and went to a farmer’s market. I swayed side-to-side a bit and bought some figs. I walked my roommate’s dog, I threw stuff and he brought it back. It was hot for a while, then cooler again. One of my favorite television programs came on. It was very sad. I learned a new method of marinading tofu which is actually very convenient, much better than the previous method, what a terrible method that turned out to be. Meanwhile I and everyone else was tweet tweet tweeting the world away. And here they are, the choicest of the last week’s tweets, all laid out for you right here, I hope you enjoy:
we live in a very weird time pic.twitter.com/FHgTSNz3tE
— Leah Finnegan (@leahfinnegan) October 4, 2017
so my friend bought this darth varder toy and i told him he wasted his money he sent me this. smh. pic.twitter.com/UqUeYFdgMZ
— scary kammy ?????????????? (@Kammy_G) October 6, 2017
I feel like we never had time to fully process the fact that hobby lobby, famed glitter merchant and opponent of birth control, funds ISIS
— KRANG ???? NELSON (@KrangTNelson) October 4, 2017
I must have the cartoon sauce. I will pay any amount for it. The cartoon sauce! The sauce of the fine cartoon!
— Matt Christman (@cushbomb) October 8, 2017
me describing mario in 2078: well, he traveled through pipes
child: what is pipe
me: it was used to transport wate-
all: THE LIFEBRINGER— merritt k (@merrittk) October 5, 2017
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